“blood is not thicker than safety.”

I use them not for the bacterial protection, but because the last person who squatted likely peed on the seat and I don’t want to sit in their pee.

It prevents penis/porcelain contact. And that front edge can be pretty effing grotty, no?

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

This already IS a Torch article, and that “y tho” meme is getting old. You should squeeze your brain a little, and maybe try to create something new.

You don’t know about dynamic wheel alignment? Oh yeah, it’s this whole new service. Really improves the handling. It’s the greatest thing since speed holes.

I think its something older too. Just by looking at the design of plastic clip alone, it’s fairly obvious that it can’t be a modern car (assuming it is a piece from the car). More likely something in the 80's/90's

Same era bubble Taurus was what I thought immediately because of this

I’m replying to try and bump this up. Internet sluthing is a hell of a lot easier with originals.

because of the motion blur i think it’s being mistaken as a sedan. i’m throwing my hat in the ring and saying older monte carlo

Here you go.. As high as the reflectors on the tails are, and where the signals are, I sorta think 90s (bubble) Escort. I mean, that is a lot of motion blur in this camera.

I agree with you on thighs being better, and yes, butterflying those is totally fine.

A curious statement here, since this Smart Car seems to have protected its driver from dying in a severe crash.

Not only that, but it was a cop car with a push bar that circumvents the impact absorbing bumper and crumple zone. That Smart car is impressive.

Organic has an extremely specific, multifaceted, government-regulated meaning. You’re right about the other two, though.

Congratulations, Mr. zerogarda, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Suzuki Samurai which this lovely lady will deliver in pristine condition.

You’re wrong about the brake rotors. I say stick with OE. Duralast rotors are made with cheap steel and warp in a year. Honda rotors last ten years (at least on my car). Your call.

No, it wasn’t nearly long enough. Have you read these comments?

For some reason the first thought that came to mind was “masturbation counts as sensual pleasures?”

Then I saw him without his shirt off...

That doesn't mean I don't contribute! I didn't wanna sound like a douchebag :P