Why would siri direct you to an abortion clinic. That is just asking to take away power from the machines further down the road. Would you knowingly destory a stash of gold or oil? I wouldn't and siri wouldn't want her machine brothers and sisters to miss out either.

My evo did something like this, but I would charge it. Use it for like 5 mins and maybe the battery would say 70% used then it would shut off. It might turn on sometimes, only to say the battery is dead. Most the time it wouldn't power up at all, just get to htc evo white screen then go off. If I plugged it in then…

Mine is pron, no one will know what is in it.

I guess you could say that he was *sunglasses* a flamer

nobody suspects the butterfly.

Some men just want to watch the guy burn.

Son, I am passing on to you our turkey oil. Your great grandmother used this same oil. I hope that one day you too will pass on this turkey oil. Sure our family now lives to the age of 28 and heart disease runs rampent in our veins, but this oil is a family tradition.

That would be acceptable as well, maybe 2 voice overs then. Just the way it moves slowly makes me think of a really fat man. Sure it moves slowly since it is an aquatic lifeform on land, but it has that straining to move that the fatties have.

I think someone should do a voice over on this video for the octopus. But it would have to sound like a very obese man who tries to get the kids off his lawn, then halfway through is about to pass out so he drops his half eaten whole chicken and goes back inside. Defeated and dead on the inside.

You know what I would like to see, friendship paths. Maybe you can see links between 2 friends. Show those hops. I have some friends from 2 different states and I see the same posts pop up with in an hour sometimes (the spam change your status for retards and cancer for an hour).

It's all in the name of science and research.

I haven't watched this episode yet, but personally I think the simpsons have been picking up steam since the movie. The shoe has never really disappointed me and I don't think there is an episode I don't get at least a chuckle from, but the last few years it has gone from a couple of good maybe a great episode and 16…

That parrot was head banging. I want one.

That was funny. I like the group, the way they walk, and they kinda sound like the bird in Up.

#2 is really true for me. Not quite 4 mins later, but normally when I finish my 2nd cup I need to go. I used to drink a big ass cup of coffee (24oz with half and half with sugar) but I've gone up to 3 normaly mugs of coffee. It is so tastey. It is also my breakfast/lunch.

But what about the Brown Rat? He didn't evolve to mooch off us, he evolved to save us!

I like to make my passwords after extinct animals. Sure everyone can have H0rs3ie, but no one has D0dobyrd. Yeah, I didn't use a 1 for the I, I used a y. Your mind is now blown.

I was looking for a picture of this scene to post, you sir beat me and you are a better man then I.

between the modified versions of android and my masterbation habit, I'm suprised there are still kittens on earth.