My favorite thing to do with pumpkins after halloween is to take a sword and chop the hell out of it. It is very fun to slice into a pumpkin with a katana or my master sword.

And that's why you don't drive and text.

I never had the teeth falling out dream until the last couple of years. I know it hurts when it happens, but with that dream and some other dreams where some bad stuff happens I can think to myself that this must be a dream. Other times I'll dream that I'm going to fight someone for some reason. Sometimes I'll be able…

He kills a guy with a Carrot! a fucking carrot. Pf course it is awesome. There is a sex/shooting/action scene all in one. It's fucking brilliant.

Yeah they do, with that whiney rock and all their teenage "problems." I just like picking on emo rock because it is whiney and a lot of the bands sound the same. But I could say that about a lot of rock within the last 6 years I think. And I do like my rock and roll.

because they are not the same instrument. They are the same wavelegnth but since it is coming out of different shapes, different "playing styles" it will have different sounds to it. It's like asking why 2 people doen't sound the same when they sing/excluding emo rock because that all sounds the same.

I bet more then likely, the Galaxy player can't do screen grabs so they just pulled off the 1st google maps photo they could find.

But london bridge is falling down, not big ben.

I love swype on my rooted Evo. I hate that I go to use it last week and it says I can't use it until I update. That was pure crap. I can understand a message telling me to update the go away. But this completely took away swyping until I found my original login info from before it was added to the EVO. Plus Swype was…

I felt like keyboard cat should show up when it started going in slowmo

I lol'd

I lost my mom to it 5 years ago. She never got to that stage, but it almost seemed like it was getting worse for the words to come then the next time I called her or saw her she seemed a lot better. Then I got the phone call to come home...

Popeye's Chicken is the Scheznit!

Eff that. Dog pile was the way to go. you'd get all those results in one.

If bob had teeth he could be added to this picture.

Anti-Magnets, how the fuck do they work?

I want one. I love pockets that are useful. I used to have a pair of cargo shorts that could hold a 2-liter of pepsi. Man those were some good shorts.

Isn't this a horror movie? But in todays time it would be that the status was updated from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

I accidentally a can of coke once.

My penis agrees.