I could assume that maybe there are 2 cdma receivers in it. That could be it.

I'm going to make 2 new beverages. One will be called four and the other one loko. The four will be some sort of alcoholic malt beverage which tastes horrible. Loko will be the energy drink, which will also taste nasty. You can then combine the 2 together to form legally made fourloko, which tastes nasty.

@MythReindeer: I'm going to make eggs tomorrow just so I can do that.

@AlleyCat: No, but you have to declare swords before you do it. It's just good manners.

@ImmaLion: So I go back into time I should grab a gun and one of these monitors and I'll be invunerable?

@xredgambit:

Are you starwarsfan62 and say that "Jay and silent bob are fu*king clown shoes?"

@AlleyCat: There shouldn't be anything wrong with the peestream...as long as you don't cross them...and not declare swords beforehand.

@GitEmSteveDave: Guy in the hoodie is from the ok go html 5 video thing that uses google earth to make the music video in your home down and on your streets.

@Weakskills: What musician did the croc hunter hate?

@NyQuil012: Don't feel bad, there is a horrible redbull commercial on that has a zebra "killing" a croc under water and coming out with a crock skin purse.

@An Autotroph is irregular: And they do, in the emp manual or else in their policies. I'm just talking generally though.

If it is on the work e-mail, they have access to it and the right to access it. Same goes with internet usage. They can see what I do. There are policies for this. Besides I'm using their equipment. They can remote into my machine and see what I'm doing.

Just say your favorite website is 4chan.org/b and you contribute there frequently. Also tell them that you use the username goatse and you have many images under that name.

@Zinger314: Damn mexicans, why can't we have a good burrito for lunch? I mean come on taco bell, I'm totally hungry.

@kitkatklub123: Are none of the students smart enough to reply with "how do you know I didn't write that?"

My son is 6 and I still almost don't leave the bathroom while he has a bath. Hell I use the time to read or play a game while he plays in the tub.

@Avastmateys: Or you know, people can just spoof mac addresses. Really simple. All you are doing is just making it harder for someone to connect the proper way. When I set up my network I did use mac filtering, but then I stopped. I did make it so onle x amount of users could be on at once, that would be a little…

This can't work. A universal translator won't be available until 3000.

Did Jordi make another mistake and ask the computer to make a computer that can beat Data at Jeopardy?