She was just following instructions: add yeast and bake at high temperature.

You might have to try her a few times, since she muted the ringer and left it on vibrate.

Depending on the clown you might get the chair leg as part of the show.

The ER staff didn't want to get him mixed up with the friend who came in with him, who said he was perfectly happy to leave his own two golf balls in place, thankyouverymuch!

If he chose Buddy Jesus it might actually be a game changer.

My first thought as well.

He definitely has in the past, but I think his luck has run out there. No reputable lawyer, even a pricey one, wants to look like the ones seen in the documentary (who all but admitted they were defending someone they thought this psychopath was guilty).

It didn't sound like it to me, but he can and will claim that at trial. Whether anyone believes him given his history is another matter.

Other options acceptable to Goodell:

They get upset even if the character is specified as non white. There was a big uproar when an African-American girl was cast as Rue in "The Hunger Games" even though canon made it clear that she and others in her district were dark skinned.

I’m losing track. Does this leave 48 women he doesn’t think he’ll be able to sue successfully for accusing him of rape? That’s a lot of “slander” against yourself to leave out there, Uncle Pudding Pops.

I'm not a chocolate expert, but one taste of a Klondike Bar told me that wasn't real chocolate. Maybe it's that Mockolate stuff they talked about on "Friends" (Phoebe: "this is what evil must taste like").

“Gritty and weird" = "authentic," which is the main selling point for their sucker customers.

“Audacity” is involved here, but it’s not in their chocolate making process.

The secret ingredients are authentic beard hair and BS. Add those two things to any commodity product and put it in a twee package and you can charge at least 5x the normal price to clueless hipsters and snobs.

Not bad. Now do this one. The boy’s department at Sears must still be open.

I caught onto him immediately and called him on it in an oblique way. To his credit he acknowledged it in an oblique and funny way. But yeah, it gets ridiculous and boring to see people fall for his trolls again and again.

Surprise guest appearance by Ashley and Mary Kate as a schizophrenic bag lady when the family visits the Tenderloin.

That apology only makes me wish that Brian Lamb was still in the host’s seat. He’d either ignore it entirely (and in the process kill "Glen" by remotely freezing him to death), or politely demand that Brat answer both questions before going to the next caller (and in the process kill "Glen" by remotely freezing him to…

How did the other candidates even agree to debate Trump in Las Vegas? That’s like someone trying to open a new big box discount store in Bentonville.