“Gritty and weird" = "authentic," which is the main selling point for their sucker customers.

“Audacity” is involved here, but it’s not in their chocolate making process.

The secret ingredients are authentic beard hair and BS. Add those two things to any commodity product and put it in a twee package and you can charge at least 5x the normal price to clueless hipsters and snobs.

Not bad. Now do this one. The boy’s department at Sears must still be open.

I caught onto him immediately and called him on it in an oblique way. To his credit he acknowledged it in an oblique and funny way. But yeah, it gets ridiculous and boring to see people fall for his trolls again and again.

Surprise guest appearance by Ashley and Mary Kate as a schizophrenic bag lady when the family visits the Tenderloin.

That apology only makes me wish that Brian Lamb was still in the host’s seat. He’d either ignore it entirely (and in the process kill "Glen" by remotely freezing him to death), or politely demand that Brat answer both questions before going to the next caller (and in the process kill "Glen" by remotely freezing him to…

How did the other candidates even agree to debate Trump in Las Vegas? That’s like someone trying to open a new big box discount store in Bentonville.

Pinstripe Guy, who was on his phone and didn’t respond to her questions. (We eventually discovered that he was a 22-year-old investment bank employee and die-hard Trump supporter.)

Ever since Dubya was elected they have to do that.

It's the best explanation I've seen for why they ran into so many cranks there.

He was unhappy with the Republican nominees, but decided that Trump, who he’s “known for years,” would do an okay job as long as he hired a CEO to be president for him.

Are Cosby and his camp too stupid to understand that this is like saying "those 7 women are liars accusing me of a terrible crime and must be sued, but the other 48 might have a point."?