Dozens of grayed commenters staring intently at that gif, just trying to find a double dribble.

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Your bunny looks like Rorschach from Watchmen, will he kill me in my sleep if I say no?

Did the guy that wrangle them yell out, "HEY! LLAMA! How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?"

Idk but it's a sure fire way to a pretty good injury. Time and again I've seen people bounce up and the tube goes one way and they go the other, landing square on their backs.

This West Coast bragging and taking credit for things they shouldn't is EXACTLY why we shot Tupac.

Unfortunately the cops could never get a clear shot at their target since the white one kept getting in the way.

I've tried to explain to Southerners that you want to drive in a way that means you won't need to brake much.

They've got that going for them.

The flowing robes... striking

Actually, the first rule I learned growing up in Michigan is you go down on your back, feet first. Knowing your not going to pull a Sono Bono makes it fun.

Which is nice

The officers who captured them will receive total consciousness on their deathbeds.

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

Oddly, the fifth rule of sledding is "Do not talk about Fight Club."

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO A NICE CHEST PASS, THATS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE. YOU KNOW WHO COULD TEACH THESE SHOW OFFS A THING OR TWO? GEORGE MIKAN THATS WHO.