I wrote that I listened to a particular podcast episode, not regularly. Even if I did, it doesn’t tell you anything about me, you judgmental troll.

Yes to all three.

Gadzooks, why would anyone claim credit for the disaster that was her Apollo appearance? That was a lazy, boring, repetitive set and I was super disappointed by it. Frankly, I’d prefer to think she stole those shitty jokes! Sadly, I think she’s just come to rely on her predictable self-effacing-body-bashing humor…

Not hard to understand.

I keep seeing memes on Facebook that say things like “in a world of Kardashians, I plan to be a Diana” or “in a world of Kardashians, I want to be a Teresa”. It takes a lot of willpower not to comment with some sort of “Do you really have any idea what you are saying? Those people are not the pinnacle of perfection…

Here’s what I’ve gathered (and agree with):

my maternal sensibilities just shifted into warp drive. Please tell me someone picked this baby up and wiped its little face and gave it a cuddle.

What’s the confusion?

Oooooor “Because she dropped out of high school to raise a baby because her state requires parental consent for a teen to have an abortion.”

Third victim now making a statement... Holtzclaw is trying to make eye contact with them.

“Mother” Teresa also felt that giving pain medication to people dying from cancer was unnecessary, because she had a pain fetish. Of course, when it came to her own care, no expense was spared to see the best doctors. But them poor brown folk - Jesus just looooooves it when they are suffering.

Even if Mother Teresa said it, who cares? This is the same woman who refused to give pain medication to ease the suffering of the poor people she took care of because she believed suffering was godly. She was an awful person. List of rights that I believe in that Mother Teresa did not: (1) right to abortion, (2) right…

“You got any weed?”

And remember Teresa loved the suffering of those she was supposedly caring for.

This doesn’t even make any sense. The “she’s already been aborted” line assumes that there’s only ONE woman who could have possibly been president. Yet how many white men candidates do we slog through every election?

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

You are not a victim. You just SCREAM with boredom. You are not evicting time.

It’s the Jesus coming out.