Mark, I’ve had a very long, very difficult week. And this is exactly what I need right now, as it’s 7:00 and I’m still finishing things up at work and just need to stare at otters for a couple minutes.

Fuck TLC, I hope that no one watches this show, or that advertisers refuse to pay for ads for it, but most of all I hope that some corporate fuck pulls their head out of their ass long enough to realize they could generate some good PR by providing the victims with enough money to cover the therapy they deserve.

I can see I need to add context to my previous comment. My friend was on a run and she and her running partner come up on 2 unknown dudes looking at something in the brush. She asks, “what are you guys looking at?” Because people are friendly and curious. The wildlife encounters have gotten more frequent and numerous…

Ina Garten is a goddess so Bourdain can fuck off.

Okay, that was good, but like - question - Is something happening to Kitchenette? Are you taking over the food things? What about Behind Closed Ovens? What is going on? Fear and rumors are spreading through the populace and 500 Days of Kristin is causing riots in the threads! I’m scared!

Food puns can be so ham-handed.

“if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

When Fieri stops styling himself after an albino hedgehog then maybe he can tell people to stop making fun of him.