xplodingpenguin
xplodingpenguin
xplodingpenguin

Haven’t finished the trailer just yet, but I have to say that the song choice was good in the first couple minutes. I wasn’t sure if it was going to be the vocal version or not, but either way, am not disappointed. 

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement

Sephiroth was a sled!

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Track: Firestarter | Artist: The Prodigy | Album: The Fat of the Land

I personally think BotW is one of Nintendo’s best games, and best Zelda games, but I also like open-world stuff. The fact that you don’t like this or the Elder Scrolls series tells me that you don’t, really (which is fine). A large part of the charm of open-world stuff isn’t necessarily that you have to “make your own

In a game where you have like twenty levels of health upgrades, almost as many stamina upgrades, the ability to buy/craft/discover better and better armor and gear, gear and weapons strewn around the overworld that naturally gets better as you go along, a master sword to earn, four unique new abilities to acquire from

I never finished breath of the wild my first go round with it (think I finished 2 divine beasts and was on my way to the 3rd) but this week, I started over from the beginning.  I’ve made it a point to loot everything and get really comfortable with the combat (never happened the first time) and the biggest thing, I’m

God I put about 200 hrs into this game, all time favorite. Still have a little bit of DLC, but seeing this article makes me wanna jump back in. 

Classic! Always love throwing this one on for people... Rubber Johnny is great too

I don’t understand the pro rules, isn’t the appeal and fun of the game in the items, maps, etc.

Or allow me to search an entire dresser? I’m sorry, but the control issue is game breaking.

I see what you’re saying, i guess, but I absolutely love both the movement system and the somewhat opaque systems at play. It feels good that not everything is completely knowable and that sometimes things happen that don’t particularly make sense. One of the witnesses that saw your gunfight coulda been all “Dictata

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and otherdata.”

“Fake shoes!" 

Freaky Portal In The World’s Largest Game, Which Is Famous For Highly Elaborate ARG-Like Updates, Starts Shooting Lightning Randomly And Will Undoubtedly Lead To A Major New Development In The Meta-Story Of, Once Again We Stress, A Game More Popular Than Jesus

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

Me will say this about Captain Underpants series—later books get into incredibly convoluted time-travel shenanigans... which are most logically-consistent time travel story me have ever read. Underneath Pilkey’s incredibly silly adventures is rock-solid story structure.

Theres so many people I would like to thank for this prestigious honor.....who am I kidding the only person who needs thanking is the King himself!!!!