Expanding on that, I am surprised they felt safe in Austin. The same supply chains and members operate further north than there.

I guess I have to be that guy.. These have been around for quite a bit. They can be folded into four shapes and if you want to test the waters with them, can be found in plastics for 1-5 dollars.

I guess I have to be that guy.. These have been around for quite a bit. They can be folded into four shapes and if…

The three wheeled Wild Thing looks incredibly fun.

The three wheeled Wild Thing looks incredibly fun.

Yarr Curect Ser.

That would be the Calico Jack it would. You’ll be forgiven this time but, next time its meeting the barnacles for you it is.

If only I could give a bonus star for using the All American Rejects version.

That spun around in my head a moment before realization set it. Well done.

Great article but I strongly disagree with one thing. Ethanol inspired cooking is a great pastime for those capable of working with sharp objects, lethally heated oil and searing surfaces under the influence.

Because unless they are right there, they can likely see activity in the cab but can not discern what you are actually doing. Sure, you may be preparing your paperwork and emptying you hands.. But you may be preparing a weapon, pepper spray, consuming drugs or many other things.

I still stand by my statement that digging around in your vehicle prior to request it a good way to get shot. It can be interpreted as preparing to attack the officer and put them in a state of aggression.

Digging around in the car before the officer is present is a good way to get shot on approach as well. Its best to keep motion to a minimum and hands visible. Dont search for anything until requested and inform the cop of your actions before you slowly and smoothly make them (unless they object). Also if there is…

While you are correct about they article, you failed to follow the thread. Similarly you are correct about the sunflower seeds but, they in this instance are used in conjunction with the mixed greens to aid in a speedy evacuation.

Just up your oil intake, eat plenty of mixed greens and a couple hand fulls of sunflower seeds a day. You will be pooping in almost no time.

My city is great about having all the levels of the major baddies well below the state standard for ‘Safe Drinking’ water (other than the couple of times a year they have major issues {sewage contamination is on of their favorites}and the auto mated messages go out a week late).. Save for one.

Skip pants altogether, its a job perk.

Lets not get into sandmantics.

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The toothpick foods sound great but, if you are hell bent on sandwiches I got you covered. We sandwich on the beach frequently. If you going for a standard sandwich (meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, (onions for the adults) and a spread).. Toast the bread up then apply the spread followed by…

If im drinking a brown citrus drink, give me sugar or just give me water.

Negans Sluggers! My wife forbid me wearing that shirt when she was home for three months after “The Incident”.

He was apparently charged twice for the windshield too.