David Byrne’s suit was the stuff of legends. It looked like this:

Even if the slide wasn’t retrieved though, it washing up on the shore of Linsk’s home made his job in the courtroom a whole lot easier.

This “blame Boeing” thing is getting so ridiculous, y’all should be ashamed (I’m sure you’re not). Boeing can deliver a plane in perfect condition, but if company maintenance crews fail to keep it in working order, that’s on the airlines, not Boeing. Nobody blames VW when a tire blowout happens, or Audi when the…

that’s very true!

90 percent of cars already have this tech. Chill. 

have you ever driven over the speed limit? UMMM that is illegal no matter which way you look at it. You don’t do it. Period.

joking aside, there are many instances where crossing a double yellow line is perfectly fine, like if you want to avoid crashing into something or someone. 

The pyrite of barbecue sauces

The layoff methods are about par for the course. Over they years, I’ve seen layoffs handed by:

All hail the new overlords, who didn’t make this a goddamn slideshow!

Yep, same here. I don’t need any extra stress, still don’t like when people do dumb shit. But now, after about 2 seconds and one, “what are you thinking?” I am all good. 

Slide 8 really speaks to me. I used to get angry when people did dumb stuff on the road, now I just laugh. I realize that most of the time it doesn’t really change anything for me, so why get mad? Try to be happier and more easy going, it makes your day a lot better. 

First gear: I must live under a rock. I didn’t know Tesla had a marketing department to layoff.

Second shift at the SV Club has been like this for years. Even when they bring on new people to write in the evening, it’s all snark, all the time, no matter the topic or how deserved it is.

The real story here is that Texas actually has a “Deceptive Trade Practices Act”. 

I would only consider if upholstered in genuine Tucker Carlson

Maybe, but it’s still pretty lazy to use 3 year old pics for an ad on a multimillion-dollar car. I put more effort into selling $500 crapboxes. :)

Yeah, it’s kinda true. To be honest though, I think that pithy slogans/catchphrases have contributed to so much fuckery and delusion surrounding this conflict (mostly directed against Israel) that I can’t really get behind this quote.

Tough as it is, none of the ME countries care about the Palestinians.

I forgot how "through the looking glass" admiralty law is. What I know is straight up US tort law. 

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.