Yup. They’re now selling a $98 toilet brush that they instruct you to wipe clean with a dry cloth.

Hey, Lorne Michaels? I assume Kate McKinnon is going to leave SNL after this season, and just be a massive movie star for the rest of her life, so I’d appreciate it if the whole show from now on was just shit like this where we watch her crack up other professional comedians and actors and stuff. Thanks.

This was my absolute favorite part of Jezebel. You were a kind and considerate poster and took the time to comment back to us. I appreciated every interaction we had and every interaction I saw you have with others. You fostered a massive addiction to beauty boxes in me and I cannot quit it. I am beyond pissed that…

This has been my favorite place on the internet. I am really sorry to see it go. And for the record, I think Gawker Media is making a huge mistake here (lots of mistakes on their part this week, actually).

I actually like The Swing in that it’s fun to teach (I rather enjoy Rococo as a teaching module — there’s some really interesting history there), but LORD NO for giving to anyone as a gift, let alone the “Fanciest Bitch”, I know. In fact, I would argue on giving a hard pass on giving poster prints of famous art works…

I tried in vain for a couple of years to wear it in a straight bob but it would always drive me crazy with lumpiness in the back. Then I went to a stylist who said she would cut it shorter and in layers that would work with the wave. That worked and it looked fine, but then when I was in my mid 30s I cut it really…