He pursued her for years and when he finally “won” her, well, the game was over.

Yeah that seems to be his relationship MO.

I was forced to watch a few episodes when I was at the dentist (TV bolted to the ceiling, no remote control in sight) and she looks positively exasperated and worn out by his man-child antics. And then she has someone make a table. That was my main takeaway from what I watched.

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

I usually eye roll at stories of privilege doing stupid stuff, but I love everything about this.

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

Highly disagree. You can’t have good sex if you really dislike someone in my experience. Not on a real relationship. Maybe with a hook up partner but someone you live with? No way

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

I thought we covered that on “insane whiteboy shit”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

Because the Greens nominated someone on the “who killed Tupac?” platform.

No, not Greens. The Greens are basically Fundies who traded in their bible for a sack of non-GMO granola.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Maybe let the grass roots give it a shot for once.