Totally agree. And Aaron’s “my own brother doesn’t care about me enough” tweet is such a typical addict response.

Hey! Black person here! Serious question, how old are you?

No, he won’t. One, he’s royalty. Two, they are in L.A., where kids’ names are off the wall. You know who will be bullied? All the morons on the rest of the country that will copy it.

Dude, I think you missed the point about going dutch for brunch. I’m pretty sure she’s ok with going dutch, it’s that he makes such a point of making sure that you know he’s unwilling to pay for it all because he supports her equality.

This should be grey.

Are you the guy who whispers “Your pussy feels so good” creepily?

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

He says he wants the two of you to come together, but doesn’t wait for you to get there.

Eh, she totally deserved at least one win. but I’m a “spread the wealth” gal when it comes to the Emmys: after your second win, be a peach and withdraw your name (actors have to submit themselves for consideration) so that another worthy performer has a chance.

I’ll leave the gluten debate for other comedians and pundits. But, let me put in a good word for the FODMAP food charts.

yessss! I have mixed feelings about fad GF diets. On the one hand, I used to literally have to make everything myself or eat bread that had the texture of cardboard (literally). On the other hand, people take my restrictions less seriously because they assume I’m just fad dieting (because I would chose not to eat…

I used to be kind of skeptical about people that claimed they had glucose allergies until I met someone who had suffered from it intensely. We had just made it through a 6 month training program for a new job together and we were being treated by our new manager at a relatively nice restaurant. Even though the food…

Well, you do have to bring your own soy sauce if your body is gluten-intolerant...

For people that complain about gluten-free options being disgusting, you should have tried it ten years ago when there wasn’t aisles in the grocery store devoted to it! Now we can make a lasagna where you can’t even tell the difference Source: Have family members with celiac.

I’m an Angeleno, and while I definitely agree that Casey Wasserman doesn’t need puff profiles, and it’s clear that a large part of the institutional support for an LA Olympics is because of the media/advertising opportunities it offers to LA’s media-industrial complex, I think people overlook some of the benefits the…

Unfortunately, and please don’t everyone jump down my throat, but I think she knows what happened but when her producer friend threw a flag up about the situation she saw potential $ and ran with it.

Yeah, I am side-eyeing her for saying she is a victim, but not being clear about what or who she is supposed to be a victim of. I think she knows exactly what she is doing and it’s really, really ugly.

ugh, the worst people on Earth. I can’t tell you how many times I have been behind someone that talks to their friend the whole fucking time they are in line, only to reach the counter and contemplate what to have. It’s usually some attractive girl who has spent 10 minutes telling her friend how she’s taking a year…

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

While there are many reasons to hate Paris Hilton, I’ve always respected that she seems to take decent care of her pets. She keeps all her dogs and doesn’t have an unreasonable amount for the resources and space she can provide.