“When your background or experiences are not relevant” isn’t just for men.

#11:  When you have 91 felony indictments

#4, without a doubt. The absence of this is why so many fucking talking heads on TV and every celebrity or past-their-prime celebrity gets their names played all over the Internet when they say some stupid shit they have no business weighing in on. For example: who gives a fuck what Alice Cooper thinks about trans…

but it’s cool to stack them, right???   like what if I enjoy disagreeing with strangers when I’m drunk and emotional?

Well, there goes my plans for The Swiftorcist double feature I was gonna do.

Thank YOU. Enjoy!

There are 30 un-indicted co-conspirators, so I assume Lindsey flipped like a circus acrobat and that’s the list he’s in.

Giuliani is going to be flipping on everyone he possibly can because he will 100% die in prison if convicted

Honestly, can’t wait until VP Kamala Harris declares Kamala Harris the next President on Jan 6, 2025. 

Not only that, but you should see the look on Conservatives’ faces when you point out that if Mike Pence could have invalidated the election in 2020, so could Kamala Harris in 2024.

The State Board of Pardons and Paroles and its powers are defined in Georgia’s state constitution. For the state congress to change that they would need two thirds in both houses and then send it to be voted on by the people of Georgia. And currently they are 4 votes shy in the Senate, 33 of 56 seats are Republicans…

Watching all these bozos throw each other under the bus on live camera is going to be epic.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

Yeah, pretty sure Salem’s Lot 1979 got a theatrical release at some point because they shot a special “coda” scene for theaters where Ben and Mark find vampire Susan in South America somewhere. Bonnie Bedelia in full vampire get-up was Fantastic, Stunning, and Beautiful. Too bad it was only a 90 second post credit…

30 Days of Night was awesome, and deserves to be here.

There’s at least five movies on this list that should be ahead of it, maybe 10-15.

Really - no love for 30 Days of Night???  

No love for Daybreakers? Too bad. I think that one is sadly underrated. Great cast and an awesome premise (albeit one that doesn’t quite stick the landing - also a bad title).

RIP Bill Paxton he was so finger lickin’ good in Near Dark. The best vampire movie to come out in 1987. Suck it The Lost Boys fans.

Blade 2 is inferior to the original. Bringing back Kris Kristofferson after he was killed in the original was a lame retcon, and it has CGI fights that look like a videogame.