Quit Twitter about a month ago and haven’t missed it...other than the dogs and cats.

There’s still hope.

Cheap bleach has a surprisingly large amount of iron filings in it.

“Take me to the river, drop me in the water

I’ve got a 20 year old Civic. Never buying another car.

The stupid burns so bright in Republicans.

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I spent $485 out of my Roth IRA to buy 100 shares of AMC Tuesday Afternoon At $4.85. Sold it at $15 Wed around lunch. I’ll take my $1000 profit. I’m not greedy.

Being undead, Rudy would agree to that payment plan.

Beef or chicken stock?

Perfection, Nevada.

Arrest them first. Then fire them while they’re awaiting trial.

I look forward to his trial next year.

Accountants determine oil reserves. It doesn’t exist if I can’t make a profit on it.

Just a Thackery fan, nothing more.

They can gimme one and I’ll figure out how to charge it or burn down my garage. Either one is fine.

She’s so Gladys Kravitz.

Looks?

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