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Cheap bleach has a surprisingly large amount of iron filings in it.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2021-05-01-watch-cash-in-transit-van-driver-evades-attack-as-bullets-fly-in-pretoria/

I spent $485 out of my Roth IRA to buy 100 shares of AMC Tuesday Afternoon At $4.85. Sold it at $15 Wed around lunch. I’ll take my $1000 profit. I’m not greedy.

She’s so Gladys Kravitz.

1 Go to 7/11

My hometown has a gonorrhea variant named after it. The “Charleston Strain”.

Never, now.

I’m fairly certain he hasn’t used “My dog ate my homework.” yet.

Replace “fantasy football” with “gambling”  and someone gets hurt for doing this same thing.

Mark Loretta will be the next manager.

If the Cubs played the White Sox in (another, 1906) the World Series it would trigger Armageddon.

Nah, we’re still Cubs fans. Can’t erase the past that easy. We expect the choke and are generally amazed when it doesn’t happen. (2016) There are some newer fans that don’t have the track record and history. They’re broken up right now. I just marveled at how well the Cubs gagged when the goal was within their grasp.

It’s a chain.

Why is the Green Wave wearing Carolina blue? 

It was the Iron Brigade not Iron Front. There was also the Steel Helmets and the FreiKorps, The Ostara League, The Viking League etc.

Charleston native living in Chicago. I feel your pain.

2 college plays.

This just reinforces the IOWA acronym. “Idiots Out Wandering Around”