So the episode where the gals attended a “tantric sex” workshop and the guy jizzed all over Miranda’s forehead without her noticing was “real”, huh? SUUUURE it was.....

Never play the slot machine next to the door, ever. Those machines never pay out. Pick one with a “bonus wheel”, like Wheel Of Fortune or an Elvis machine. I once spent eight hours on 25 cent Elvis machine at the MGM Grand and walked away up $2200. Went back to Vegas six months later, hit the same machine and won…