They taste like a well fermented urinal.

I really hope these sharks have no use to humans so we don’t end up fishing them. I also hope Japan has never heard of these things nor have tried to see how they taste. Cuz if they’ve heard of them, next thing you know Greenland Shark will be some sort of delicacy.

Norway’s conservation Red List describes the species with two simple words: “Data Deficient.” Meanwhile, the Guide describes Norway and the planet it is on with two simple words: “Mostly Harmless".