COSIGN - single and 58. All my shit is Craig’s, hand-me-downs, or I bought it. Cheated. Oh, wait - my cousin gave me her nearly new washer and dryer because she wanted front loaders.

I’m also single and happily childless. I get gifts on two dates: birthday and Christmas. And since I’m getting older, I’m receiving fewer and fewer gifts on those dates. I don’t get anything for Mother’s Day, Valentine’s, anniversaries, or “just because”. I have absolutely no desire to get married and/or pop out some…

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“Also—and I’m just saying—Thinx don’t work for shit.”

My friend lost a bunch of weight after getting sick and she sent me all of her “fat clothes” and among them was a bralette. It was like a riddle, I held it up and pondered it for a while before deciding the best course of action was to take selfies in it and send them to her for her amusement. I had to physically…

FYI, Torrid starts at a size 10 so you may be able to fit in their stuff.

PREACH.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

As someone who lives in an area with similar winter temperatures, I truly don’t understand why her friends did not go after her. You never let your friend go outside in cold weather drunk if they are not bundled up. People die all the time in temperatures like that. I’m probably being too harsh on them, but you would…

If they bring food from their countries, I’m fine with the invasion.

In three weeks, I am attending a wedding for the first time and it’s making my social anxiety go wild. I am going to get through it by reminding myself that even if I am the worst wedding guest in history, I will not be Lindsay Lohan as a wedding guest.

I am born, raised, and still live in the Bay Area. I had to Google “mission burrito”.

And with one comment, you’ve lost all culinary street cred. pinche pendejo

Riiight... Considering I live in one of the most Latino parts of the East Bay and there are more taquerias here than Starbucks AND everything includes rice, beans and meat... I’m going with no.

Rice and beans AND meat in a burrito?

I feel like everyone saying “Chipotle sucks” lives in California or something. Not all of us have mission burritos, you assholes.

I worked a couple years at Chipotle and people always tried to order weird shit by weird names, claiming it was on a secret menu. There was no secret menu I was trained on, but they’d get mad when I asked them to tell me what it was they actually wanted so eventually I’d just kind of guess and make something weird up.…

I worked at Chipotle, it’s really roughly the same amount of food (unless the worker is messing up pretty bad idk) but you eat less of it. I guess bc it looks like more because it isn’t compacted into the burrito? Or because you eat it slower?

One of those stupid sites did actually give me a legitimate tip for Chipotle, though. Instead or ordering a burrito, order a burrito bowl and get a tortilla on the side. It's like twice the food for the same price (ie sweet sweet Chipotle leftovers).

He doesn't sound great, but they sound like they should DIAF. The wedding basket may not have cost what they wanted it to, but it probably took more thought than others.