Dudes, lay off. Allen loves fookball.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

Captain America would never pass the UFC’s drug tests, as much as they’d love him to. Can’t hold that one against GSP.

I don’t follow UFC, but that dude looks EXACTLY like the bad guy at the beginning of the second Captain America movie.

Last I saw he got his ass beat by Captain America... just sayin’

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

World of Goo, a game that came out 9 years ago?

So Lois has been dead for 10 years and Superman is still sulking...sounds about right.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

this better imply a Zelda Maker game is in the works

Sapp is probably not who the NFL wants modeling behavior for rookies, since he was recently charged with domestic violence.

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

I was going to say that Pineda was metaphorically caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but that actually just happened to CC Sabathia in the clubhouse.

BAH GAWD!

Perfection.

Fucking amazing.