I imagine it’s like being a 6-year-old in the 80's when you have lax parents that just let you watch some action flick you probably shouldn’t have seen and now, you’re in the backyard hyped up on cherry Kool-Aid pretending to be in that movie.... same vibe.

It’s like Sony read all the 90's Venom comics and said, “We can do that!”, then someone asked, “And elevate them for film, right?”, and they replied, “Ele-wha?”

Unless you are in the 1%, current socialists don’t want your money. They just want all those rich pricks and corporations to pay their fair share to fund social programs to improve the lives of the other 99%. The idea that socialism takes from the middle class is ridiculous propaganda from the 1% and their…

You call screaming about everything being woke, voting against your own interests, and sliding further into racism and misogyny more balanced and mature?

Exactly. Loki already showed that not all Lokis look like Hiddleston, so why would all Kangs have to look like Majors? Recast, hang a lampshade on it that the new version is better than the old version and took them out if you must, and move on.

Colin took the spot because Colin was the one they took out of the starting line up to make room for Zava.

It’s not like a Sony thing. Marvel owns Hulk. Universal just has distribution rights. Creatively, Marvel can do anything they want with Hulk except distribute a movie that he headlines and Universal can’t really say anything about it.  Those rights revert back to Marvel real soon though if they haven’t already.

Same reason they do everything: money.

Have you been paying attention to the last few years?  That’s been a big fat no for a while now. 😩

You can buy Infinity Train on iTunes and probably Google Play and Amazon and Microsoft Store too.  So there are ways to legally purchase that are not physical media.  Questions of ownership still remain but aren’t as tenuous as HBO Max’s library status apparently.

Been keeping HBO for the movie selection and Last of Us next year, but maybe it’s time to cancel and get a VPN instead.

His destiny was already subverted by the events of T2. The John Connor that gets killed at the beginning of Dark Fate was never going to grow up to be the savior of humanity against Skynet because Skynet’s rise was stopped. Problem is humanity still fucks around and finds out with AI and some other machine blasts us…

The suit isn’t frivolous at all, but it is very much a case of whoever loses we all win.  Let them eat each other.

“and then the movie gets stupider, somehow.” You say this like a bad thing. If I want actual contemplations on humanity and the enormity of the world in my Kaiju movie, I’ll watch some of the Japanese Godzilla movies. In the American versions, I’m perfectly fine with “munkee fight leezard”. Keeps my expectations low…

“‘Zilla is my best friend, through thick and thin, we always stick together. We’re two of a kind, smashing stuff all day, palling around, roaring away. Best friends! Best friends are we! I love you, lizard.”

Yeah, that whole thing where Deadpool showed up out of nowhere and killed that stitch-mouthed Baraka guy and then bounced before what was being set up as the big final fight was weird. Totally threw off the whole third act of what was already a bad movie. Jackman deserved better.

Nah. Pug is a delight. Ched is obviously out there just living his best life, and don’t forget good ol’ Wongers. Even Jen’s current boss isn’t a lech. He doesn’t want Jen in She-Hulk form to gawk at, he wants her working in that form for company branding, and he still expects her to be a competent lawyer first.

They did bring Chef back one last time in Darth Chef mode for a redemption sacrifice episode after Stone and Parker learned what really happened, but it wasn’t until after Hayes passed away if I’m remembering the timing right.

“They found someone better at being my resentful daughter than you,” and she was like, “Hold my beer.”

The Democrats of the 90's are the reason the “both sides suck” argument exists today. Back then, there wasn’t as much differentiating the two. They were both shit in different ways, but the GOP wasn’t saying the quiet parts out loud yet, and the Democrats were busy laying violent crime at the feet of poor minorities an…