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You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

Eh... if you carry Nazi paraphernalia, shout Nazi slogans, espouse Nazi philosophy and call yourselves Nazis, I think it’s safe for someone to refer to you as a Nazi.

R.I.P. ASS DAN

It’s kind of wild and awesome that there seems to be such a boost in acceptance of juggalos lately.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

“I tried to sound deep. I put effort into my writing. I thought it was clever to write some cliche ‘Liberals are fucking up everything!’ diatribe.

Likewise - but I also hate spending 15 minutes to expand the comment section to get the full thread.

What you see as Obama being condescending is what the rest of us see as him being as clear as possible so that the right doesn’t try to put words in his mouth, which of course they always did anyway.

Wow, this has been up for an hour and I am the first comment to talk shit about Tyler Perry? Kinja really has killed the comment section. Anyways, Tyler Perry is a hypocritical piece of shit who has profited off of exploiting people’s religious beliefs with his shitty plays and movies, so its not really a surprise

You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,

Pretty sure this will end up in the Greys, again, since I’m STILL Moderated almost two weeks later!

This. Most of the Trump supporters I know are well-off white people who are simply fucking douchebags who imagine themselves to be victims in spite of all their undeserved success and literally never having been a victim of anything in their entire lives. They’re victims of Obama even though their shitty McMansion’s

Katrina? Pssshh... You’re not going back far enough.

That’s the face of a man excited to be standing in line for a donkey show.

This responsible belongs to somebody. That’s for damn sure.

Where can I find the latest releases by Bread?

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous

Wanna write an article about that time I ate some cucumber that must have had some soap on it or something? It was super gross. Gotta be an article in that.

I once ate a foot long corn dog at a nude beach.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.