Gynecism promotes the political position that the primary and most essential power a female can hold is the control of her own sexual and genital functions.

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

What is Plenty of fish? Is this a new youth expression? Fuck plenty of fish?

I'm Indian, and once an old white lady thought I was Padma Lakshmi and asked me for cooking tips, even though I was like 15 and was wearing Lycra sweatpants

It's almost as if they are suggesting institutional tolerance of rape is to blame, and not the women who provoke their attackers by drinking and/or wearing suggestive clothing/shoes/accessories/expressions.

I'd be upset too if I were bride three. I wouldn't want to have the worst sex of my life on what was supposed to be a good day. My memories of that first time include thinking to myself, "this is bloody, unpleasurable, and outrageously painful. What was everyone on about?" If that happened after what was supposed to…

As someone with a thigh gap that I didn't ask for, please everyone can we stop making it a ~*thing*~ now? On the one had, there's all those who've consistently made fun of it and made me feel like a freak for half my life and on the other hand there's crazy people making it this unattainable beauty standard that I…

Recommending people to take their bags through the TSA?! Are you fucking kidding me? Have you not seen the percentage of people who are noob flyers? I have a roll aboard, but I've been traveling for work for seven years, and frequent flyers like us have the system down pat, the occasional travelers don't. I do not…

Someone is probably going to see this and offer to pay you.

Ooh, I want to be a Pennsylvania billboard designer. How's this:

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

....sorry, couldn't resist.

You ask, I shall deliver.

"It's rich in bunly goodness."

You know, I've always wondered what was so bad about Autism, and what made it worse than a potentially dehabilitating disease like Polio. If people think their child dying or having a horrible livelihood is better than getting Autism, then that is some fucked up shit.

Does this mean I should change the name of my restaurant's famous "Chicken 'Pol Pot' Pie"?

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.

You say "eating and fucking" as if there's anything more to life.

Okay, I'm going to be THAT poster.