Speaking as the cooking man that was snared by his wife, I suggest talking about how great it'd be to have a Kitchenaid Standing Mixer on a wedding registry.

But what about us ladies who snared a man who does the cooking? (JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU I WOULD EVERY TIME I BURNED SOMETHING, MOM.) Can I buy some sort of engagement six-pack and slyly slip him the recipe?

Problematic seems to be a bit of an understatement here. I mean, using your position of spiritual authority to fuck your congregants is a pretty badong thing to do even if it's not risking exposing them to a deadly virus...

Theory: Iggy is a time lorde and every one of her fantastical tales is true and occurred over the course of her many lifetimes.

I worked in a skilled nursing facility on the rehabilitation staff, and we all had to sign these. I read the fine print and realized that I was signing off on something that barred me from working from any "competitor" for three years after I left the current company. Taken strictly, this would have meant that I could…

For a little while, I legitimately thought Martha Stewart went to prison for murder, not insider trading. Things like this still convince me that she'd totally stab someone if she had the chance.

It is literally gibberish in Japanese. the first character can mean birth, life or genuine and the second character usually means existence or reality. The combination of the two kanji is not an actual word.

Both the client and the artist are lazy as all fuck. Tats are art and that tat is not difficult to cover. Try covering a sleeve of tribal! Except this "artist" would just suggest a long-sleeved tee.

2016: <— Can you believe I'm still doing this shit?

When I was 20, I desperately wanted a smiley face on my big toe. When I drove to the tattoo place, it was inexplicably closed in the middle of the day. It was divine providence.

My BIL is a bartender, and he's said similar stuff to me. HOWEVER, I feel as a customer that that sucks. If a drink is on the menu, whether it's "fancy" or not, a bartender should be able to make it for you at anytime. You just have to be understanding that it might take more time to get to you. I mean, it's not…

I feel like this kind of attitude is what put her in this position in the first place...

So what does the kanji say?

When it comes to tattoo cover-ups, the winner is "Wino Forever" forever.

Narcotics are for the patients comfort, unless the patient requested no narcotics then they would be breaking their ethics to leave a patient in pain. Making noise and moving around a lot are signs of distress.

this is such an important story. My husband grew up very, very poor and it still colors our life. We are regular contributors to our towns food bank.

this means so much. i grew up low-income and my dad always made sure we had food on the table. even if it meant watering down potato soup to spread it out over longer periods of time. lots of peanut butter sandwiches on stale bread. but i was aware of how precarious the situation was and it was very stressful. that's…

Um, maybe when they are not so much criticizing as tearing someone down. Criticism can - and IMO should be - constructive. Teachers, bosses, parents - if these people do not constructively provide feedback, or criticism, then people just continue blindly on their merry way.

That's really not what she said. It's not like she's responding to constructive criticism from Martha* here. Martha kind of went all in on Goop for no reason, with no real valid criticism**, on a question that she could have easily brushed off. It definitely says more about Martha's personality than anything.

She is correct that when people criticize, it says more about them than it does you. It is projection. People who are content don't rag on others. Criticism still hurts ( if your human) but you can put it into proper perspective. So, good on her.