Storm of syphillis was my metal band's first album.

I understand the desire to hate the guy but he didn't say anything wrong. The delivery was poor but what is actually "nonsensical" about it?

Biblical sex, ie. between a male virgin and female virgin who are monogamous...Will probably not have STDs. I mean, how?

Huh, I've never encountered someone who thinks it's disempowering, I'd be interested to hear those arguments. There needs to be some term for the widespread tendency to place blame / the onus of preventing rape solely on would-be rapees not rapists and the prevalence of rape jokes and threats.

I'm a big fan of using "Nice Guys™" because dudes who say that shit tend to not actually be nice.

Inspired by Boondocks cover, I like to explain "I have a right be hostile"

Thank You. I'm also an attorney and as much as I know that the Giudices are ignorant pieces of shit, and that some attorneys are terrible/unethical, that comment by Teresa really pissed me off. I bend over backwards to make sure my clients, especially the dumbest ones, understand the impact of every significant…

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS. I wish I could post this comment over my desk.

Oddly, I believe Theresa is, in fact, that stupid. Joe knows what he's doing but it is actually possible she is simply this stupid.

I hope she realizes that if her statements launch an investigation of her attorney's conduct she risks waving attorney-client privilege to the extent necessary for the attorney to defend themselves.

Though I don't think it's the case in this situation, this does strengthen my belief that classes in our justice system and how it works and what it all means when you're a defendant should be mandatory.

I can't stop internally humming that fucking "GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH!" song that the wall-hung fish was singing in the commercial.

IKR? I need to know what kind of time, energy, & Bills Bills Bills she spends on upkeep b/c she looks fabulous.

My ex-roommate admits to going into a cafe that advertised "free wifi" around the time wifi was becoming a thing that you might find in a cafe and asking for their free wifi. A similar exchange occurred between the barista and my ex-roommate where she had to explain that wifi was not food and that it was for…

I've told lovely elders – and there are some hotties amongst them too, truly – that they are not going to meet anyone expecting them to show up at their door … and they ought to know that as "safety-conscious" as they are (which does make sense), they wouldn't let them in anyway.

The man was never accused of stupidity, only rightly accused of a remarkable ignorance of cooking methods of eggs.

Is this person going to be a regular writer here? If so, I am really, really pleased and interested.

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

This was one of the most intelligently written reviews/critiques of anything I've ever encountered on this site, and I hope we can look forward to more.

Gina continued her college career and her tumbling school in our small town after the accident. She is an actual miracle and I'm not a sentimental or person of faith. I wish her joy and happiness every day of her life.

There is no such thing as a family friendly detention center. There is no such thing as a generally friendly detention center. By fucking definition.