Let me get this straight: So when I fold my laundry, I'm not making laundry tacos? And when I bend over and touch my toes, I'm not a taco? How am I not a taco?

I do that and I'm not worried about it. People have told me it makes me look like I'm not confident and it's a turnoff, but I think it's charming when people are open about their shortcomings and insecurities. And it cheers me up immeasurably when I'm like, "I'm so embarrassed, I did [this stupid thing]" and someone…

"You're so good at being GOOD. But how good are you at being YOU? You know what makes a spark? A real human being with a bad attitude who's tired of moving shit just to sit down in a motherfucker's apartment. A woman who, after 18 months of doing everything together, doesn't sigh and say, "Okay. I'm hurt, but I…

In response to this as a DC resident, I have to say GO NAVY.

This is a positive turn for a branch of the Armed Forces that has (as all of them have) had issues (to put it mildly) with the perception of rape and sexual assault.

Are your pockets full-grown, or are you just happy to see your buddies at the No Girls Allowed Club?

Fellas, leave your girl with her friends

Agreed. I liked that she was realistic about it. The whole "it gets better" thing is only partially true. It doesn't get better because the bullying goes away; it gets better because you learn to give fewer fucks.

I gotta say, I know Taylor Swift can be too earnest and sugary sweet and a little immature, but I really, really like this post from her. She doesn't pretend like pain and bullying go away, she doesn't say one day the bullies will be suddenly ugly and poor and those who are bullied will be beautiful and rich. She's…

Just had a Reuben yesterday. Soooo good. Buy a loaf of rye bread, a block of swiss cheese, a jar of sauerkraut, a jar of thousand island dressing, and sliced corned beef from your favorite deli. Store them in the fridge. Prepare as needed. Guaranteed to be way cheaper than buying a sandwich every day. If you…

LOL! Pizza and Reubens are two of my favorites. Yeah, I can make a Reuben cheaper, but I can't make just one cheaper. I can't buy two slices of rye bread, a slice of swiss, a single serving of sauerkraut, and a single serving of thousand island dressing for the cost of a Reuben at D'Bronx.( $6.50, I think).

Same goes…

Nothing they said last night proves her last marriage was a sham. The story they've put out has been consistent throughout: Kanye and Kim have had a flirtatious friendship for years (Reggie Bush, for example, claims Kim cheated on him with Kanye—- Amber Rose says Kanye cheated with Kim). Kanye has always claimed that…

YES. Oh my gosh, whenever I see her I think "Man, you would have been the best dance teacher at a small town dance studio." She seems like a perfectly nice person and just not suited to intense celebrity life.

Possibly, but I always wonder about her father's intentions. She's been under his conservatorship for more than six years, it's been reported that he decides who she can and can't see/can attend her shows and a while back there was a report that Britney wasn't allowed unsupervised access to phone or computer. I don't…

Some men have good intentions. Some men don't. Women, unfortunately, live in a world where one of their greatest physical threats is the latter of the two.

I'm sorry - but I can only accept complaints from the male head of a household. Please have your father register your displeasure.

I'm not married yet - Still property of my dad. God, Shockwaver. So insensitive.

I'm a member of the GWU community [graduate of GW law] and I was embarrassed by Trachtenberg's remarks.

The media you attract mostly isn't the kind of media that bothers to cover things like homeless teens.

That makes more sense than the plaque on the hippo.

Trachtenberg once (allegedly) got drunk, bought a bronze hippo for his wife, and when she didn't want it, installed it on campus and convinced the whole university that hippos were once historically significant in DC.