It is also often uttered by people who have no children and generally have no idea what they are even talking about.
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Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.
Ms. Bass, at this time, has made no comment on the dress code violations of the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, or dickheads.
Queue dramatic voiceover guy: In a country where the future is threatened by a falling birthrate, ONE MAN is fighting back...with his balls...coming soon....MEGA DAD.
For a second I misread that as "what kid votes for their parents" and thought you were saying you were the love child of Mittens and McCain and I was like, "GOOD GOD, WOMAN, WRITE YOUR MEMOIRS IMMEDIATELY."
Japan does have a problem with diminishing population. Maybe he is trying to make up for that?
One of the writers on the show was at the Workshop in Iowa at the same time as I was (she's also a New Yorker), so I think they'll do it a bit better than normal. Plus they actually filmed in Iowa City (although not on campus, the school said no).
Get those people to Beijing, we'll eat them alive.
Something I've noticed about the Very Important New Yorkers in my life (you know who you are, if you're reading): none of them knew how to ride bikes before moving to Japan.
My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true…
The closest to fat female characters depicted positively that I can think of are (1) Flora, Fauna and Merriweather in Sleeping Beauty who were plump little old ladies and the real heroes of the story (IMHO), and (2) Tiana's BFF Charlotte in The Princess and the Frog. And Charlotte was hardly even plump, just drawn in…
This is my favorite post on Jezebel.
My ex left our marriage for a cunt named Daphne.
My favorite flowering bush is called daphne. I now call it whoreflower.
You will be keeping your kids away from most children's stories, movies etc.
Wow. Now, no matter how badly I screw up, I can cheer myself up by thinking "at least I'm not THAT guy!"
One time a guy masturbated at me while puking over the seat in front of him. And this was at like 8am on a Tuesday morning. I had to admire his single-minded dedication to being a complete fuckup.
Cookies? Nah. I want a premium you pick two with some of those damn tasty breakfast souffles. And a LARGE Iced Green Tea.
But you still better call the cops.
Right? I mean I'll take the cookie and one of those cinnamon bagels, but you need to get on the phone post haste!
Give me a fucking tomato mozzarella panini with a side Caesar and an iced green tea and I might let it slide.