Hey, Jason’s bosses, this fucker’s watching porn at work.

But you cared enough to say you don’t care, which is to say that you do care about not caring, and if you care that you don’t care you also care that you care, because caring and not caring are a binary state. You can’t care about not caring without caring about caring, and if you care bout caring about something,…

They don’t care about cars, because they pick the most boring, generic instances of them to drive. They don’t want to drive or be seen in something flashy, because that would attract too much attention to something they don’t care for. When you don’t care about something, but still need it (like a car, clothes),…

No you are right, they don’t care about cars. Just because they might object to driving something ridiculous doesn’t mean they actually care, because replace their car with anything the “blends in” and they won’t care. Torch is wrong on this one and you are right.

I see validity in both arguments.

Am I just getting old and out of touch, or does saying ‘Merc’ for a Mercedes just seem wrong?

Merc = Mercury
Benz = Mercedes

Right?

Sincererely,
-Guy from the 80's

You’re confusing Torch with Tavarish. Tavarish is the one who flips old luxury cars...

I think the point is that you don’t care about the object in question directly, be it a purse or a car. You care about how the object makes you look to others. Really, you care about yourself, the object is just incidental.

‘dem memes are dank.

Perhaps?

Yeah, but then you go to your profile... 0 followers.

I suspect the new owners are trying to get off on the right foot with Jalopnik readers...

omg, that’s awful. But this is also why you tie a big, colorful ribbon on your bag and look for that instead of the general shape/color of the bag.

With an average of 92 auto fatalities per day in the US (2012 statistic) and over 3200 per day on a global scale, there were probably well over a hundred teenage driver fatalities yesterday alone.

It was less weird before the media convinced everyone that their children will be abducted and sexually abused if they are left alone for more than 30 seconds.

I’ve been saying this for quite some time. It stopped being about quality and became a game of how much crap we can cram into our cars that will inevitably fail after the lease period

That page did not have an animation of a Fusion and an XF getting it on; so I do not believe it to be a factual representation of the source of this design.

Beat me to it, and I’m in mourning. I’ve been told that as a 62 year old boomer I was never the intended audience, but the last publication that spoke to me the same way was the original National Lampoon over 40 years ago. I hate you Univision! (Unless you find a way to keep these guys going, in which case I love you…

Gawker.com is but one web property in a collection of web properties that Univision has purchased. Univision have decided not to continue to operate Gawker.com, but other properties will continue to exist.

With great speed comes great responsibility.