Chrysler advertising: “Don’t touch my Dart”

I’ll be a real boy soon!

Clarkson wouldn’t even need a costume.

bikers are the worst.

Heh, you sound like a typical MBA graduate.

On my commute I was along side a lady brushing her hair and eating a bagel while driving...

I usually end up washing the glassware, too.

I haven’t played in 6 months and was beginning to get the itch again, but Bungie just keep finding new and interesting ways to keep me away!

They might as well go ahead and add every exotic to the eververse while they’re sabotaging shit. Sure, they’ll only be 3 damage, but they’ll still have all the perks and you could…

THATS WHY IM ASKING FOR SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

We can use the dick pool lane.

Some would say the new Mini is a bloated mess...

Often times, USD and Euro prices match up. The 500 Abarth costs 21k euros in Germany and 22k dollars in the US thanks to massive VAT. I’d expect this to be in the $30k ballpark. I just purchased a 500 Abarth and might have to trade up when this comes out... hmmm....

If they handn’t phoned it in entirely on the interior and wholesale adopted the Mazda kit, I could see a better justification of the premium, but you’re getting the engine out of the 500 Abarth and different exterior styling. That’s it?

I think my $1800 '88 beat to shit 5.0 with a "GT-40" intake could beat that.

I’ll just go ahead and say it... It’s way uglier than the Miata.

In America the Fiat 124 Spider Abarth will be called the 124 Elaborazione Abarth.

Oh, good. Elaborazione will be much easier for non-Italian speakers to pronounce than Spider.