“Since some 500,000 cars are affected here, this alone will end up setting Volkswagen back about $500 million just to start”

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start

Google “small sample size.”

Maserati, known for cars like the $99,900 Quattroporte sedan, will halt production for six weeks in the next two months, including four consecutive weeks from Dec. 14

Ever tried just driving along in like a 99-04 Mustang and staying in your lane on the 405? You’re all, “I’d love to stay in this lane. This is good.” and your axle is like “OH HEY WHATS THIS? AN IMPERFECTION IN THE ROAD? I’M WANDERING THIS WAYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEEE”. There goes staying in your lane! Or maintaining your…

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

Not that impressive, especially in this job market. I’ve been with several companies as an Engineer and I’ve never been fired in my life. Let’s see:
Optics Company: laid off
Fiber Optics company: completed contract
Filtration Company: mass layoff
Medical Company: completed contract
Construction company: Didn’t pay me and…

I wonder how Apple can make a car if they can’t put the right processor in their phones.

“cars are very complex compared to phones or smartwatches.” Which, I suppose, depends on the car and the phone.

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

I can imagine myself spending a lot of time there, and being very happy about it.

I held it together until 13,000 - because fucking race bike. Then I wept.

False. You can’t get sick of bacon.

I moved the stack out to the workbench in my garage a few years ago.

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Oh hell yes. Even if I couldn't get it running, I would just put it in my living room so I could look at it without having to go outside.

Honestly. What ever it costs. I have replaced engines, transmissions and other not so cheap parts on many of the cars that I own. I’m a long term owner. If I don’t love it and plan on keeping it around for decades I don’t buy it in the first place.

Always my favorite derp comment, but bonus points for not just listing multiple cars that add up to the price of the one in question.

My car is 20 years old. I expect to encounter (on average) two repairs per year.