You had me convinced at “New Jersey.” I didn’t even have to read the rest lol.

Do you know that, believe it or not, there are sometimes, somewhere even more unbelievable objects next to the road?

makes fun of dealer spelling error;
makes two errors himself.

Nope, Filial piety always comes first.

Five-second rule applies to food-stand items too.

Sorry you’re confused. Passats got AdBlue from the start. Here I am refilling the tank:

/criticizes company’s questionable build quality

I wish more people agreed with you... unfortunately, however, there are a LOT of people who buy these things for the look and then never haul anything larger than a gallon of milk with it.

water is wet

Geez that’s really inappropriate, you can let them try to work things out first before swooping in like that.

I’ll repeat my answer from yesterday, which is “Welcome to Ridgeview Audi/Jaguar/Land Rover, how may we help you?”

I’ve actually started a Rotary based publication called Rotors Magazine. http://rotorsmagazine.com

Not sure if I followed the instructions.

If I end up with a car that does this, show me where the “off” button is for this “feature”.

“When Automakers Imagine Cars As ‘Smartphones On Wheels’”

I didn’t know Maserati built their interiors by gutting mid-2000s Chevy Malibus.

Jalopnik needs a calendar to forewarn us of such things.

Once you go metal you never go