Yeppers.

This is the perfect car forsomeone who

Pretty sure he will have to press charges.

Will you write about this forever?

Why do all the bad guys get the fingering?

It is because he has a face made for radio, of course.

You just want all his killing to yourself.

Because he has a face made for radio!

Counter point;

Jalopnik: hey can you write an article about this video? It shows a car carelessly endangering the life of a motorcyclist and the cyclist not throwing and ashtray in their car, kicking the the car or inciting a riot. He just reports the bad to a policeofficer who peacefully resolves the infraction.

This is great and by this is great I mean y’all should just stop posting lanesplitter posts or just make a “laneshitter” blog to post this garbage to.

Am I related to you?

Eh, I have literally 0 respect for American polive officers, so i’ll always side with the peice of shit who feels abused hy them.

Reader: what v12 should I buy?

Bought my car a few months ago.

That’s right VW, i bet you wish you came down on your GTI’s price now don’t you?

My worst dates and girlfrends loved my car or motorcycle.

They heard in 5 years I plan on buying a Cayman S and were like, “wonder if this’ll work?".

This is amazing.

Wait, you aren’t old enough to drink.