Most VPs / executives are like that honestly.

The dark below was a joke.
All crassness aside,
This isn’t a preorder for me.
This is a it comes out, goes on discount, got great reviews and I buy used from gamestop.

I got a GREAT deal buying TTK for 40$ with the full game included and 200 hours of game play. I’d like to keep getting great deals.

I gotta say.
For 50-55k (some paid way more right?)
This car really delivers in..
Comfort - nope.
Performance (EXIGE) nope.
Fit and finish, like cars in the sub 30k range.
But you know what, it is Italian.

These cars are made for people who tell you their car is Italian.
Like my coworker, with a Fiat. Tells me it is Italian…

one of my old VPs I babysat had a spider Maserati.
He let me drive it around and thoroughly ruin it.
The joke was “hey jacob how many fingers can you fit in?”
*he points at panel gap*

Then I drop him off at the local hooters, come back to work and write software that did his job for him.

I’m afraid of large crowds,so I bought a Mustang.

The ones I see use it leave them on constantly, never turning them off.

Left calf used to quiver when using clutch. The “push up” feeling of the clutch is similar to the feeling of a guy kicking.my.knee in when I was younger.

you notice and then... it just bothers you... over and over and over again.
Everytime you touch it you are just like BLEH WHAT THE FUCK IT THIS.
Needed to borrow my friends truck and his shifter was a half melted plastic knob in some old fuck truck.
EVERYTIME. Had it for a fucking week.
When we switched back he noted how…

This blog is hosted by gawker.
Your reasonable and easy handed attitude will NOT be appreciated here good sir.
I SAY GOOD DAY SIR, BE GONE.
But seriously, I’m so sorry for the torrent of shit comments headed your way.

And what speed and entry angle will the children I don’t have say, “DADDY PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE”.

I figured as much when no arrests were made or bloodied democrats paraded around.

I love you, you love me, the safe word is colostomy.

2nd gear: sure, you can do it that way.

Here is another one;

oh here is a nice video that explains it, so even a 10 year old can understand it. You’re wrong, get used to it and watch the video.

I mean I get it.
You go out and google “socialism” and it shits out some sources that tell you socialism is fuckin smothering you in your sleep.
You just have to not be a rube and actually understand, no that is not what that system is. Because you actually understand it.

That is communism.
Sorry, buddy that is communism.
Socialism is the reciprocal force that creates the rights system in modern economic models. It isn’t a lesser model, it is a pruning effect that makes capitalism more efficient.

I’m sorry you were saying something about those socialist countries GDP not rising.

Totally
their GDP definitely hasn’t been straight up growing for years, until our housing market punched the world in the balls. (shown above their flatline gdp growth from socialism)
We both know a shit ton of the benefits from military personnel gets pouched from other portions of our budgets and the social security…

It looks like you tried to fog the mirror, so i’ll give you this one.

Socialism is created out of capitalism’s risk mitigation properties.
The two are literally conjoined. Capitalism can only exist in incredibly limited forms without socialism popping up and improving it, because it is a key component in its competitive…

i said Germany, not the EU.
Dummy. way to write all that extra shit because you cant read.