My wife visits me ALL THE TIME. Of course, I work from home.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Great article.

Interesting point about arbitrarily long probation sentences - extended probation is a functional deathtrap for a lot of people. I’ve legitimately seen people reset because they accrue 2-3 minor infractions over the course of multiple years - and we’re talking stuff like unpaid parking tickets. I’ve seen…

I am very strong, yes.

One for the key ring.

That’s not a joke, either:

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

Yes.

There is no goddamn way this is the world’s dodgiest Yugo.

The Butt Cam is my favorite part of MotoGP coverage. I just imagine the rider saying to himself, “right cheek... left cheek. Right cheek. Right cheek... left cheek... aaaand TAILBOOOOOONE *shift* TAILBOOOOOOOOOOOOONE”

They messsed with tha wrong ghoddamn officah!

This is what American cops are afraid will happen if they couldn’t shoot anyone that looks at them funny.

This is the 1940's version of variable timing.

That’s because you are ill.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Naked tits

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

The “confused foreigner asking for explanation” gag predates Socrates.