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Wow, that’s a great time, but Nurburgring times are meaningless.

“Just needs a nice set of new wheels and a few gaskets changed”

Commence David Tracy buying crappy Jeep jokes in 3, 2, 1....

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I love these little tidbit posts - about common things that may be unknown.

I knew what this was because I got my Subaru stuck once and instructions were in the owners manual for this process.

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

It’s worth noting that the Samurai weighs half what a Nitro weighs.

If drinking beer and checking out cool bikes is hipster, I guess I better start growing out the man bun.

It’s the bang-o-drome

What is in the front of these boats? Storage for all of your cocaine?

Horrible idea. The engine is only going to get the lightest atmospheric elements like Argon and won’t be able to sustain combustion.

Do you think in terms of “if I write this many articles, I can buy this many rusty XJs?”

I do have this mud-pit in my backyard:

I do have this in my backyard:

Same thing you do with everything you own. Break it and leave it scattered in pieces around your yard.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA

Where do you live, Im asking for a friend.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

Somebody give this guy a job!

That’s a way better idea. For example:

If a clothing company released a “James May” collection I’d honestly feel obligated to buy a couple of shirts when I’m about to do some particularly pedantic or boring technical task.