They play the same song. Every time. Some guy starts off slow, and then they build to a crescendo with like 40 people on banjo, and there’s some edison bulbs in the background. It’s like if Dick Wolf started a band.

Kremer was’t done, however. “Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?” she asked.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Copying art into a different form of art just doesn’t work, or if it does it is a one in a thousand chance lucky break.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

I was the second born out of five. My mother paid attention to me until I was weened from her teat. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t remember my name.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

Oh, I’ve met That Bike Bro too. He zooms in front of pedestrians in crosswalks during the walk-signal, but gets all snitty if you yell “Light’s red, you stupid cunt” and push him off his bike when he cuts you off. Sad!

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

Yeah, I feel like this is an under-appreciated sad Browns fact. I kept checking the list because I was sure there had to be at least one more!

The thing I find most surprising and impressive is that the Browns have only had the #1 overall pick three times in the past 18 years.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Oh, you poor man. Watching Revis get a ring with NE must have killed you.

Not only is he an incredible defender (on a team whose strength is arguably its defense), but his defensive versatility is absolutely essential to what they do. It is no exaggeration to say that without him — ie, without a guy who can lead the defense, enable the switching scheme on which their entire defense is…