Hey, Atlanta! We are taking the Packers fans’ money. It spends real good. If you don’t want us to host these losers, make us an offer!

So ironic that the candidate least suited to address these issues was the only one smart enough to campaign on them.

Shh... that would mean that when their guy gets his turn next, he’s not able to do stuff they think is cool. We allowed an Executive behemoth to be created every time we groused about how inefficient Congress is. Well, it’s supposed to be! Creating new laws or changing existing ones should be fucking hard! And the…

They may be in town for the inauguration.

And most people would be aware that the person standing on the sidewalk shouting is probably a nuisance. The protesters have every right to be there, but this article is absolutely absurd. The author knows that he would have used any comment to make Goldman and its employees look selfish and narcissistic. The people…

“neener neener neener im on public property you cant call the police” is basically putting your hand right in someones face and saying “not touching you, cant get mad”

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

I like that Brady’s mysterious longevity gets a pass (“DURRR HE DOESN’T GET HIT SO HIS BODY IS YOUNG DURRR”) but James Harrison is automatically assumed to be on steroids despite being drug tested every other week. People take Brady at his word that his alternative medicine stretching bullshit is legit, and go after…

So was my grandpa, but for whatever reason, that’s not looked upon fondly in my family.

When you get to my age that monotony is broken up by an hilarious story about their toddler vomiting at the worst possible time.

the story is as good as winning the money,”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Agree - absolutely thorough and well written. A pleasure to read.

This is some of the most thorough sports analysis I have seen on deadspin in a while. Good on yinz.

Wait until you’re 40. (weeps)

Why is he insane? Because he’s shooting a former special forces soldier shooting a minigun? Try looking at his policies before deciding you don’t like them. Just for the record, I don’t live in Missouri so I don’t have a reason to defend him, I just don’t agree with blatant stereotyping without even checking it out.

You know why he’s every lonely woman’s favorite player? Because it’s the only way they’ll get eaten three times for a quarter.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.