I mean (and let’s ignore absolutely all of her actual skills and CV), she’s objectively one of the most beautiful First Ladies there has been

Who among us hasn’t defecated outside of gas station and/or convenience store?

6 FUKKIN RINGS, JAGOFF!!!1!

But why? Its an earned honorific that has exactly zero effect on your well being and provides respect and a sense of community to those in the business.

Pittsburgh is a cat town.

?

Fuck off.

That is inaccurate. I am definitely not a fan of anything Trump, but the story there is she is staying in Manhattan so their son can remain in the school he is in through at least the current school year. To be fair (I try to be), President and Mrs. Obama are remaining in DC so their daughter can finish high school…

Nobody does. :(

I hate Bob Seger, and mostly like Metallica, but lord, did they butcher that song.

I’m married. I understand EXACTLY how masterbation works.

Someone’s not impressed

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

When it comes to the treatment of the cheerleaders it’s nice to see someone giving a fuck

We can all enjoy whatever music we goddamn choose to, I say!

Had a girl in a drive-thru the other day tell me she liked the wreath and was “surprised to see that on a man’s car”.... I laughed.

Hey guys! Am I doing it right?

Oh what fun it is!