That postal Jeep has my stamp of approval.

Well, shut my door mouth!

Whatever happens with this setback, remember that we’re very proud of you, David.

Poor David. I am sad.

Congratulations, Mr. 450X_FTW, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mini Cooper which this lovely lady will deliver after she loads her dogs and groceries.

Congratulations, Mr. tulleytwo and Mr. teamtestbot, on shared COTD! I would like to gift you with a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as her nostalgia passes.

Congratulations, Mr. MatisyahuSerious, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a BMW drift car which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Her name is Mary Jane.

Congratulations, Mr. RMCjr, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets down off the table.

And brakes last so much longer when you’re not racing to see who can sit at a red light the longest!

1. Persons act like dickless wonders.

To the vandals who did it.

No, you were right. Pingo can also be used as slang for dick. I’ve always heard it as “pinga,” though, and didn’t fully read what I’d found until after I posted.

Then again, the limits of my Spanish are just far enough out there to either get my ass kicked or my ass laid, depending on who I say what I know to.

Man...who knew the Thing looks so much cooler with only 2 doors! That was my initial thought. My next thought was - Holy shit that looks dangerous! Rear engine, fiberglass body...what could go wrong? 70's south american crash protection is essentially just Jesus.

i consider it evidence that jeeps like belly rubs just as much as dog’s. that’s why jeeps, and dogs go together so well.

This is the story of how Orlove went to Moab.

no, that is a ‘huffed too much paint fumes’ kind of thing.

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! My award to you is a LamboRam truck which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she can reach the door handles.

Congratulations, Mr. sr20hatch, on COTD! My award to you is a Toyota which this lovely lady will deliver to you just because.

Congratulations, Mr. Stephen MacArthur, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Honda Civic which this lovely lady will deliver to you something, something cheek to cheek.

No, no, no, nope nuh uh, no.