Unbelievably bad. I’ve seen some past-their-prime singers in my time, and they could all carry a tune. Madonna... couldn’t.

Johnny Utah? Anybody?

It probably isn’t my favorite, but the role is so rarely mentioned I have to try. Martha Plimpton’s boyfriend in Parenthood. He’s basically there to cause clashes between Martha and her mother (Dianne Wiest), but he has a sincerity and sweetness that keeps the story from becoming exhausting. He also had a scene in his…

I don’t really like that POV, but I get that it’s kind of infuriating when people say “OMG this came out of nowhere what bad writing” when it’s exactly what you were expecting to, and saying would, happen.

Whatever the outcome, Whining Is Coming.

Daenerys had no strategic reason whatsoever to massacre a town full of innocents after they surrendered

Oh she is breaking the fucking wheel, then she is installing some fancy new rims that are more her style.

Daenerys had no strategic reason whatsoever to massacre a town full of innocents after they surrendered; it’s a choice that seriously harms her chances to achieve what she has always wanted and what she dreams of.

Ii have to admit that while I was one of those unhappy with how it went (I was hoping for something closer to how real War of Roses ended - conqueror on the throne and purge of opposition) this whole petition mess makes me like the show a little more just to spite them. This level of entitlement just makes me want for …

If you boiled the fan theories down to their bare essence you’d get an endless recursion of Bran warging into Arya who’s wearing Bran’s face.

All this kerfuffle is making my fanfic, Game Of Thrones Goes Bananas, all of a sudden seem like it might take off :D

This fan-written version will surely feature the new character Derek from the Kingdom of Suburban Cleveland who’ll use his sword, Foekiller The Awesome, to kill the 5,000 wights, the Night King, and Cersei, and will end up on the Iron Throne, and will have a giant dick and that’ll show that prissy diva MacKenzie what…

What the fans really wanted was Jamie to be forced to kill Cersei after she admits she is no pregnant. Then Dani and Jon flying around on their dragons sharing the throne living happily ever after.

I wrote my fanfic version, but only when it was complete did I realize that it was three novels about a mousy girl in a bad relationship with a bondage billionaire, and millions of aunts were masturbating to it.

You must have some seriously revisionist memories of the show, since she’s killed innocent and oppressed people in the past.

She didn’t go “crazy”. She made a decision. Why are people obsessed with her being “insane”? She took Meereen without civilian bloodshed, and insurgencies happened almost immediately against her. She is strategically implementing fear in the realm so that her advisors, subjects, and enemies don’t mess with her. That,…

“it’s a choice that seriously harms her chances to achieve what she has always wanted”
She wanted to be the accepted ruler of the 7 kingdoms, had tried to follow advice to be diplomatic, put her interests on hold to fight for the 7 kingdoms, and her dragons and loyal subjects died, her most loyal advisor was murdered…

I agree the execution wasn’t great, I’m specifically commenting on this column:

“Daenerys had no strategic reason whatsoever to massacre a town full of innocents after they surrendered...”

She definitely had a strategic reason to massacre a town full of people. They didn’t surrender when she rode up to her gates and demanded it. They chose to resist, raise armies, and fight her.

The purpose is so…

If she cared about the people of slavers bay she wouldn’t have left a small mercenary army and a huge power vacuum behind when she sailed west. She has always had a single goal that she’s pursued with complete, insane focus.