Tom Paris was a maverick done right. He had just the right amount of sass, yet never strayed into disrespecting anyone or violating the command structure without a clear and sound purpose, like in ‘30 Days’.

‘’... But as you may know, I’ve got four kids to feed.’’
‘’Four? What happened to the fifth one?’’
‘’Shiiiiit. You got me there. I’m not even married.’’

One of the most brilliant and underrated pieces of dialogue in the history of cinema. It was a pretty bold choice to have the comic relief guy be working for the bad…

Now that I’ve caught up, all I can say is that I’m flabbergasted as usual about the negative comments. This series is awesome. I would have given anything in my younger days as a sci-fi fan to see a show like this. A self-contained alien world full with strangeness and rendered so beautifully and realistically you can…

Hancock’s biggest misstep was tacking on a ponderous and wholly unnecessary mythology to it’s characters instead of, idk, just playing around with the awesome premise (superhero fuck-up) that they were given. 

Regarding spelling, just like we have a ‘drive-thru’ and not a ‘drive-through’ so do new words in new contexts often bring new spellings, usually simplified ones. Ditto on ‘anti-vaxxers’ instead of ‘anti-vaccers’, ‘kool-aid’ instead of ‘cool-aid’ and so on. The word ‘cum’ has ‘becum’ pretty entrenched by now. The…

Watched Gravity on television. The movie is nearly as amazing on the small screen as on the big screen and is one of the most recognisable and unique movies out there, but there is still one small detail that infuriates me...

Clooney’s character should have never died. The outcome where Clooney is somehow being pulled…

I went through the entire column and this has to be the first truly terrible movie with no redeeming qualities whatsoever on this list. Hell, even SW ep. 1 has it’s moments. I believe 2000 or so to be the beginning of a long and protracted decline of the quality of movies that parallels the rise of top-quality TV…

Brave Little Toaster is probably the most traumatising children’s movie/cartoon in existence.

Let’s see:
-a suicidal air-conditioner

Finished ‘Moby Dick’! Not the book, mind you, but the chapter ‘Moby Dick’ inside ‘Moby Dick’, chapter 41, somewhere around the third of the book.

Things are slowly heating up!

‘’Exam’’ is a great real-time movie. Eight corporate archetypes compete for this incredibly exclusive job and have one final hurdle. They are told they will be asked one question and one answer is required and a few other things I won’t reveal in order not to spoil the movie. The invigilator then sets the timer to 80…

They’re Made of Meat, by Terry Bisson

You know, I’ll just go and say it... The Phanton Menace is the best of the three prequels!

In Ep. 1 we’ve got tons of memorable moments, but perhaps the Darth Maul final fight is the best of all. That alone elevates it above all other prequel movies. What is memorable about Ep 2 or Ep 3? Both are breathtakingly boring.…

Monkey Island universe. Definitely.

‘’ What remains is his footage. And while we watch the animals in their joys of being, in their grace and ferociousness, a thought becomes more and more clear. That it is not so much a look at wild nature, as it is an insight into ourselves, our nature. And that, for me, beyond his mission, gives meaning to his life…

My favourite rigged elections are the first ‘democratic’ elections of Wadiya.

Well, literally everything you said could be just as easily applied to the left:

1) Postmodernism has practically made a cottage industry out of telling people that all knowledge is nothing more than a social construct and that all perspectives are so biased that literally the only thing that matters is if your biases…

You’ll murder everyone who used to torment you and end up becoming part of the internet.

Naah! Everyone in Serbia knows ‘Airplane’... it even has a catchy translation title: ‘’Is There a Pilot on the Airplane?’’ But the movies Airplane was parodying? Not so much.

Yup, sorry, totally forgot about those. There isn’t exactly much of an awareness of them in my country, even the more famous ones such as ‘’The Poseidon Adventure.’’

Neither romance, nor action. It’s a disaster movie, a genre unto itself that started with Independence Day.

Here is the fun fact about disaster movies: there is VERY little interpersonal conflict between them. The only ‘enemy’ is an external calamity. That is why , as pretty much described in this review, disaster…