None of them are true. I don't believe anything I read on the internet!

Since all of the statements in this puzzle have nice and simple truth values - each must be either true or false, with no uncertainty - the easiest way to think about it is to flip each sentence to an equivalent one about truth, instead of falsity. So this:

Did you intend to sound like Foghorn Leghorn?

Saved no one? She saved the universe from a new Dalek invasion.

As. Transwoman I will say I do not apeak for all transwomen and previous commenters do not speak for me. The outrage was never about that cis people could not play trans characters, it was about the unwillingness to cast us. About the unwillingness to allow us, like gay characters to be anything other than…

Yes, please.

Pardon me for explicitly restating the subtext. It's hard to believe that it still needs to be said, but (sigh, apparently) it does: endangering other people is not a protected right. Arguing the idiotic decision of not vaccinating your children to be a right makes as much sense as arguing drinking and driving to be…

I just shared it. Most of my anti-vaxxer "friends" (usually people from high school I haven't seen in forty years) have already jumped ship due to my lampooning of anti-GMO and anti-gluten idiots.

And children shouldn't be forced to suffer through easily preventable diseases.

Actually, it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. When you don't vaccinate your kids and they catch measles, you're hurting all of the innocent people who catch measles from your kid. It's the exact opposite of a victimless crime.

It shouldn't be a decision.

Explain seatbelt laws then.

You may choose to follow the government-recommended immunization schedule for your child, and that's your decision as a parent. And I might choose to unleash rubella on thousands upon thousands of helpless people, and that's my decision as a parent.

I've done the caffeine nap for a number of years - hit a cup of coffee/soda right before the nap, set an alarm for 15-20 minutes, and by the time you wake up, the caffeine has hit your bloodstream, and I'm alert as I've ever been. It's a little finicky, but it really works for me, and kills that post-nap grogginess.

And didn't Captain John Hart tried to hit on a space poodle that one time?

"Playing the roles of Darth Vader, Han Solo, Jabba the Hutt, Stormtrooper #7, Luke's X-Wing, and R2-D2 is Tatiana Maslany."

Especially now that it has been confirmed as a typo, the question is even more urgent! Who IS Susan?!?!

She's had sex in the past, so there's a high chance she's either cheating, or thinking about cheating?

Am I the only person who doesn't want to whip out the "yeah you didn't make me come" card after the first time? And suddenly she's being demonized for lying to him from the first time they had sex? WTF? A LOT of women lie about coming during sex, partially to protect themselves and partially to protect their partner,…

Same here! I'm mediocre with names, but pretty dreadful with faces, and generally won't recognize someone if I see them in a different context or if they put on a hat or something. I passed a year-long coworker on the street the other day, and he waved, and I waved back because I figured it was the right thing to do,…