You’ve got some pretty awesome pups. I am not a photographer (those are all just cell phone pics, believe it or not), but I am a dog sitter, so I have a ton of practice getting decent pics of crazy dogs. If you’re ever in Portland, OR and need a sitter, I’m here! www.rover.com/sit/CityDogs :D

Interesting! Carys (black/white) is probably border collie x cocker spaniel, and Aster (tri) is probably mini Aussie x dachshund? She’s a herder, but stumpy. They’re both rescues so it’s all a guessing game.

Oh geez that first dog looks a lot like one of mine...

I doubt she crafted anything. The car spun around a bunch, and Ben said he didn’t hit the brakes (he probably did and, like most people in a traumatic event, doesn’t have a good grasp on the how-what-and-when of the whole thing) but they stopped anyway. So she believes when he says “I didn’t hit the brakes” rather…

So women, fang-toothed predators that they are, are too sissy to sit through a movie, but you, butt-hurt tough guy manly man can.

I’ve made my peace.

I would absolutely love to be mauled by these guys. Tear me limb from limb, you wild cuties, you.

I respectfully disagree. If the customer were to express concern about contamination, it would be the job of the staff to inform them what they reasonably can and can’t do. However, it’s not clear that the customer communicated that she had an allergy, or a sensitivity (ha), or an auto immune disorder. She simply…

Probably because accommodating the popular trend is financially beneficial for them, but accommodating a rare, serious disorder is not.

It can be. Most of the really dangerous symptoms come from chronic exposure (destruction of the intestinal lining leading to malnutrition), but coming into contact with it, even in small quantities, can cause some pretty gnarly abdominal cramping/diarrhea. It won’t kill you, but it won’t be a good day either.

I am comfortable with the conclusion that this man could (and perhaps should) have led a life without ever having sex. He is permanently a small child. Small children should not be having sex.

It just means that they cannot legally consent to sex. However, there is a whole big group of people who have sex with each other all the time without legally being able to consent AND without being raped: minors. I’m not saying that the mentally handicapped should just pair off with actual children, but there are…

It’s actually really tasty. Avocado (esp when ice cold) is such a mild flavor you can easily mask it with other ingredients, and the creamy texture is very much like actual ice cream. Bananas do the same thing if you freeze them and whip them up in the food processor.

I am incredulous, yet intrigued. I can’t begin to imagine how this could be edible, and yet one of my favorite menu items of all time came from jam in an expected culinary environment. It’s titled the Jammy Davis Jr., a quesadilla with black beans, sweet potato, jalapeno and raspberry jam, served with a chipotle…

Eldritch Horror is my favorite, though (like Pandemic) winning is not the most likely outcome. But to me it’s one of those games where losing can be just as fun.

Not according to Pixar...

Another mind blower? A greyhound is vodka and grapefruit juice. It is delicious, made everywhere, and isn’t the first hard liquor drink you had in high school.

Oh, I love telling people to have a nice day, or in my industry, I hope you feel better. I work in an ER, where it is not unusual to have half a dozen of people bitch at me about their wait times over the course of my three hour stint at the front desk every shift (pro tip: if you’re waiting, you’re not dying—at least…

My thought exactly. This seems a lot like someone on a small budget trying to get food for the week. Or he’s secretly a bird and he flies back to the nest to puke it up for his babies.