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Your thoughtful and informative take has no business being so far down in the comments. 

As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have

Im so sick of the counterfeit $20 dollar bill b.s., do you know how easy it is to get a counterfeit bill?  I worked in a bank and the amount of people who handed me a counterfeit bill would blow your mind.  Hell Ive had ATM machines give me counterfeit bills before because unless you specifically know what to look for

White people complaining about white people flooding hashtags meant to support Black people is pretty misbegotten.

On its own it’s meaningless, and I’m against posting hashtags at all. But you can show solidarity and support by changing your profile to all black, while also doing something else. Just because I’m not posting on IG or FB that I’m donating to the bail funds or infrastructure relief (independent Providence stores took

The public responses to these posts are important. When we debate at my large company about posting something like these brands to show solidarity, we have to ask what our response would be to a rhetorical challenge about what we’re actually doing other than attempting to empathize. There is a lot of awkward silence

AKA “Its working”

Fox employees will thank Disney soon enough when Satan comes to collect Rupert Murdoch and points to a clause in his contract with a well manicured black claw where, written in blood, it stipulates that all current Fox employees will subsequently be collected and repurposed into squirming hell-maggots upon fulfillment

Once he said the word “katana” everyone instantly understood why he was divorced. 

So, the premise of the various Gundam shows (most of them anyway) is that humanity migrated to space to live in gigantic space stations. The size of them vary, but the ones used in the Universal Century (where this series takes place) can hold millions of people. The standard Gundam plot typically entails the people

Two entitled white guys bitching. Lovely. I didn’t hate Bird Box, bit I didn’t love it either. I‘m glad I got to see it so that I can form an opinion. I remember little of the score, except that it worked just fine - when I noticed it. If the score is the only thing one notices, it is probably not a good score.

I clicked on it because I was curious to see what it was like to be bonkers level famous, while wondering why I hadn’t heard of this bonkers famous level person.

Yes this. My Outback gives me so many false positives on its pre-collision warning system, but I would much rather 1000 false positives than a fatal crash

I can’t find a sound setting on this that isn’t too bass heavy.

I can’t find a sound setting on this that isn’t too bass heavy.

Someone recently claimed I looked like Ricky Gervais.

Reader, I committed suicide.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

You’ll get some Russian trolls with terrible Cockney accents, that much I’m sure of.

I don’t eat meat either, so my general response to people who criticise Halal farming practices is, if you hate animal abuse ‘stop fucking meat of any kind’. Otherwise it just reeks of hypocrisy.