“My eyes are up here, dude.”

Now that’s what I call... bloatwear.

How does one do a 'Michelle Pfeiffer' to a number two?

Lobsters have the craziest sex you’ve never heard of.

SO. MUCH. AWESOME. TALENT. My brain can't handle how much it likes these works of art.

This is a good point. If I was an action hero I wouldn’t want to be carrying a slab of glass in my pocket. I’d want a plastic clamshell flip-phone that was cheap to replace and resistant to all the abuse anything in my pocket would receive, and that wouldn’t become a health-hazard if it shattered.

Step 1: Take Theme Hospital.

My biggest problem with the technology is: why bother with holograms of any quality when 2D video (or just plain audio) is more than sufficient for basic communication and will use much less bandwidth and processing power?

I KNOW, RIGHT? I went to see it in the cinema at the time with a bunch of friends and I got shouted down for criticising this element of sexism. I don’t get how someone actually wrote it and thought it would be an acceptable response. Maybe this is why I’m a terrible writer - because my characters respond in totally…

I’m already trying to figure out how to use ‘cock bloctopus’ in a sentence in a normal situation... without sounding like a pervert myself.

This was my face watching THAT SCENE in The Force Awakens.

Can’t I just own the first one?

Can’t I just own the first one?

Seconded. Fiona Staples can do no wrong in my book. I love her style.

In France this year, there’s been one mass shooting, totalling nearly 300 people, perpetrated by nutcases to claim to be Muslims.

Mirror... signal... DAMMIT!

It’s fun watching the faces of the people sat behind him start to look confused and embarrassed.

Yes please! I loved Warcraft 2 and 3. I'd happily buy a modernised version on Steam or for my tablet.

I’ve always found it amusing that Harry Houdini - a man who used simple stage tricks and theatrics to make people think he was superhuman and make lots of money off a foolish public in need of entertainment - hated mediums - who used simple mind tricks and theatrics to make people think they were superhuman and make…