Agreed. Sexy pizza rat would have been much better executed as a couple’s costume, with one member as a giant pizza slice (if the costume makes it difficult to fit through doorways, even better) and the other as a comparatively smaller rat, dragging their partner around with them.

That’s a good point. If you’re at a grateful dead concert, or possibly woodstock, then expect to be randomly dosed by people giving away drugs for free.

I was gonna say I’m pretty sure that dominos and pizza hut both have white-sauce pizzas. Nothing upscale about that.

I’m pretty sure that chicago-style is actually a type of pizza-inspired casserole.

maybe that’s the area of the country where they call it “sodapop,” but will look at you funny if you call it either “soda” or “pop.”

I’m the same way with constant sweating- unless the room is 72 degrees or less, and I’m sitting down and not doing any physical activity, I’m probably sweating.

May there always be a giant bubble under the screen protector of his phone that never goes away.

Exactly. The cat knows exactly what I’m saying. The cat is able to communicate clearly and effectively just how much she doesn’t give a shit.

Because waiting until after the crime has been committed before punishing the criminal is generally a good idea. Because “You seem like the type of person who might commit a crime someday, so we’d better just take away your rights now so you can’t” is an idea that has no place outside of sci-fi distopias.

I try this with my cats on occasion.

Is this some sort of fucking performance art? Is it a complex, subtle meditation on the concept of ‘unhinged arrogance’? Is it a metaphor for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign? I know human stupidity is without any limits and all, but I honestly can’t imagine how someone who would intentionally and earnestly create…

I’ve definitely heard that point from the right before- temperature graphs on Mars, as well as a couple of Jupiter’s moons if I remember right, shift up and down year to year and decade to decade, much like temperature graphs on earth. Not sure if there’s any truth to it or not. However, that theory might just not be…

Yup. If the plan was ‘cut the overall tax percentage, and close most or all of the loopholes and exemptions,’ I would support it. For pretty much any type of tax.

I’m dissapointed that there aren’t more articles in the tag “subway-sacrifices-kittens-to-an-elder-god-as-part-of-their-efforts-to-bring-about-the-end-times-citation-needed.”

TL;DR: What an ignorant, absolutely ridiculous, and kind of bigoted thing to say.

Yup. It’s pretty much another example of “if you’re rich enough, we’ll give you whatever you want, for free! Rich people shouldn’t have to pay, paying is for the poors.” Granted, an honorary degree isn’t an actual degree- they don’t get a free education, just a fancy-looking embossed sheet of paper, and the right to…

To be fair, on the sliding scale of awful things that can happen to you because you went to New Jersey, he still got off pretty light.

My parent’s dog, a pit bull-chocolate lab mix, once managed to open my school backpack (without damaging it at all, somehow) and drag out a pack of oreos that I’d been planning to take to school with me the next day, and devoured the entire pack, including an impressive amount of the plastic. She was also large enough…

A large and well-organized conspiracy of people dedicated to always taking the parking spot they were about to pull into.

Because Nope nope nope nope nope, and to the right.