Not foodservice related, but when I worked at walmart, my managers had some excuse along the lines of “the average walmart customer will spend $200,000 at walmart over their lifetime. It’s better for the company to take a even a complete loss on this one sale, but keep the customer. If we call them out, they’ll go…

Yeah well, the solution there seems to be to find a balance between ‘dealing with autism’ and dealing with reality. And order the chicken pan-fried, like a goddamn adult.

I personally shave my manly bits because:

My main takeaway from this article is that the word “penological” is fucking hilarious. Because I’m apparently 12.

So if I’m following the spaghetti-bowl of logic here, I guess the medical professionals that donate fetal tissue to researchers are totally immoral monsters, but the researchers who accept said donations, and use donated fetal tissue for science are... totally okay? Or maybe it’s more along the lines of “The…

Your username makes this so much funnier. Because now I’m picturing my very favorite Republican Assclown hatefucking an anti-abortion protester, and taking plan B, just in case.

Ugh. I’m pretty sure I was born too old to go to clubs. Fuck all that noise. Homecoming and prom dances were more than enough with the hot, sweaty, awful smelling people that I don’t really like dancing poorly to shitty music. I have absolutely no need to go out and pay a goddamn cover fee to do the same thing except…

But don’t you know that flouride is a massive mind-control conspiracy between the US government and a shady cabal of dentists?

Whoa, it’s almost as if it’s a problem when a bunch of white people get offended on behalf of an ethnic minority without ever bothering to speak to any members of said group. It’s almost like someone who has no life experience relating to a particular topic, and can’t be arsed to do the slightest bit of research GETS…

I’m willing to bet that if there were any sort of actual persecution against Christians in this nation, most of them would immediately give up on their religion and join whatever group was persecuting the Christians, and proceed to continue whining about how they were being victimized by those annoying minorities…

I’m putting my vote in for “purposely went off-register.” Either something really tacky and fake-crystal, or like three place settings that look similar to what’s on the registry, but aren’t quite the same.

You mean it would be better if a trafficking victim could go to the police without fear of being arrested for prostitution, and you’re saying that wouldn’t be a bad thing? HUH WHOEVER THOUGHT OF SUCH A THING.

Ethical to wear: Only if you do it ironically.

ROFLMAO

To be fair, there are some feminists that are exactly what he describes there. A tiny, unimportant, insignificant portion of the movement, leftover from the nearly extinct second wave, but technically they do exist. I don’t think that’s what he was talking about though.

I think his part in this is all the money he’ll make from interviews, book deals, and speaking at conservative bible colleges. It works out well for him whether he wins or loses- he’ll probably make tens of millions of dollars off of his little presidential run.

I call that feeling “being awake.”

I’m so glad that two of the most ridiculous ass-clowns in politics, on either side of the aisle are named “Weiner” and “Bohner,” respectively. My inn er 11-year-old is just pleased as punch about that.

Oh God, those things terrify me. I got a nasty cut just cleaning one. It was off- the blade wasn’t moving, I just touched the blade wrong, and it cut right through the cleaning rag, through the glove, and right into my finger. Really, really deeply. That cut took weeks to heal.

Not conned, robbed. If they had just tricked the old coot out of his money, I honestly wouldn’t have a problem with it- he kinda deserved that much. If they’d swiped his wallet and ran, and put a few thousand on his credit cards before he managed to call the bank, I’d call that bad but not horrifying. The problem I…