It’s becoming more and more clear that the best way to ‘fix’ the draft is to do away with it entirely. It’ll be a long time coming when they finally do.
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They really add a lot to the overall product.
To be fair, if you yell “pull your damn pants up” at black kids, and you also yell “shave your stupid moustache and quit wearing those awful fucking shorts” at white hipsters, you’re still kind of a jerk, and probably a little racist.
If I did all my unit converting correctly (*and with the assumption that throbbing gay dick and summer sausage are similar in density, which they’re probably not,) this here 6 oz summer sausage is just a little bit under 200 cubic centimeters in volume (source- this online food calculator.) So really, it’s a pretty…
Most likely he doesn’t view his numerous victims as being actual human beings. Inside the mind of Bill Cosby, all the other people in the world aren’t thinking, feeling, rational, sentinent beings with the capacity to feel joy or pain. They’re set peices. They’re props for him to interact with. At best, they’re logic…
Then they chase their sausage with beer! Wisconsonites know what’s going on. They got this shit DOWN.
Did anyone else have one particular fuckwit at their college who was a mediocre singer, a music/ theater double major, and an arrogant shitlord who thought they were god’s gift to the world, and would wander around singing constantly? Like, showtunes in the cafeteria at breakfast time, last year’s worst top 40 hits in…
Noooo, not cocaine! They’ll just spew their anti-science bullshit with more vigor and energy!
Perhaps we can BANISH THEM ALL TO ASSHOLE ISLAND, where they will live out the rest of their lives with their own kind. Or Texas. Texas works too.
“In pain” and “filled with awful, nasty, damaging hatred” aren’t mutually exclusive. Case in point- I have a distant relative who was badly beaten by a couple of black men, decades ago, and has since been a terrible flaming racist. There’s a reason behind his racism, but that doesn’t make it okay. Your own personal…
“When will you make a skin suit out of Stephanie Meyer?” Oh shit I can’t even deal this is too goddamn perfect.
Off-topic, perhaps, but I would totally rustle a dragon. I’d rustle an entire dignity of dragons. Not so much into the space bestiality, but dragon rustling is totally my jam.
I do dearly hope you’re planning to take your betrothed’s last name. ‘Vegbrarian McPufferson’ is just too good to pass up.
No, that’s just the next step. Remember the slippery slope? After everyone is gay-married, we have to switch things up and make them all marry dogs and microwave ovens and their own children and whatnot.
“Mama, just killed a man”
I’m straight, 25, and from the midwest. I can’t remember exactly when I learned about the Stonewall riots, but it feels like something I’ve known about for a long time. I sure as fuck woudn’t have learned about it from my parents, so I’m pretty sure it must have been briefly covered in some history/social studies…
Neat! I used to know a lady who had a distant anscestor who was executed for witchcraft at Salem. Apparently, the evidence included her mysterious laundry skills- she got her whites whiter than all the other women in town, when they were washing their clothes in the river.
I’m not a sports person either, but I did once see a globetrotters game. The thing they do is best described as using a basketball game as a framework for showing off a bunch of neat tricks. Kinda the same way people do trick shots in pool, like with the cue held behind their back or whatever. It’s not really about…
Buddy, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you high?
