Vegetable oil, water, (some sort of chemical stabilizer to keep the emulsion from separating like salad dressing), artificial flavors.

Oh god ugh. I wish it was just soft serve in a cup. It would literally be a million times better if it was just soft serve in a cup, but it's not. It's some horrifying concoction that has no real relation to ice cream in any way. It contains absolutely no dairy or dairy-derived products. On a chemical level, it…

Nope. I'm a nerd, and I have been all my life. I don't particularly appreciate a show that takes all the worst, stupidest, and most incorrect stereotypes hollywood has ever invented about people like me, rolls them all into one poorly-written laugh track sitcom, and pokes fun at them season after season.

Craigslist can get you serious deals on cars. Sure, but craigslist can also get you screwed in ways most people can't even begin to imagine. It's possible that this lady selling her car and buying a cheaper one on Craigslist may have paid off and saved her some money. That being said, it would have been a pretty…

Is it just me, or would this qualify as 'state sanctioned forcible sexual assault'? To me, a government forcibly injecting someone with drugs to make them sexually aroused against their will is an unimaginable violation of bodily autonomy. This is the kind of thing you expect in a dystopian sci-fi that's trying way,…

Where would you put the jack? I think you know where you can put the jack.

Right. What most of the commenters seem to be forgetting is that not all 'wireless' is 'wifi'. As in, you can't connect to this device from across the world at any time so long as the implantee is in range of a wifi router.

My favorite part is the dude next to him, staring at that pepper with such... predatory intensity.

I believe the 'racist' angle is coming from the assumed off-screen white person- the metaphorical 'White Man', if you will, who is dangling the carrot.

I just finished this show on Saturday night. In an appropriate blaze-of-glory of a 8 hour binge, ending at something like 4 in the morning.

Are you saying that we should have an extra day off after a long break, to recover from having a long break?

The concept of a 'coffee break' at work was invented by an interest group run by coffee importers.

"You're assuming that there were people in the class that didn't meet the gender binary, and that the teacher continues to give this assignment when there are."

I'd like to contribute "Blatant Racism: It's Okay When I Do It, Because I'm a Liberal" as a possible title.

It makes a lot of sense- kids learn to recognize, understand, and feel love long before they learn the nuance of 'different kinds of love for different relationships.'

What power are they keeping Mitt Romney in, exactly?

You could do it the old fashioned way (think hose and funnel) but that might be cheating.

Eh, it's only the stupidest thing I've read about since the last 'new teen trend', or the idea that rosebudding is (a) an actual trend, and (b) new.

Does that have unfortunate origins? I had no idea.

A. Great argument. Good job there.